English jokes about asking for directions

hello

hello

Excuse me, ask the way! Can you tell me how to get there? .....

Praise you!

You are really a great man!

You are so beautiful!

Me Before You, I thought I was young. Before I met you, I thought I was young. Praise each other for being younger)

There are other interesting sentences:

1. No one is perfect, because I am nobody. ...

2. I am not myself today. Maybe I am you.

3. On the other hand ... you have different fingers.

Always remember that you are unique, just like others.

5. He who laughs last thinks slowest!

6. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

7. Will the file be embarrassed after decompression?

8. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Jim davis (Garfield)

9. All true wisdom can be found on T-shirts.

10.90% of the statistics are fabricated.

1 1. My parents made me who I am today. I'm thinking about suing.

12. You can't have everything ... Where would you put it?

13. Death was caused by swallowing a small amount of saliva for a long time.

14. In two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

15. Everyone has a photographic memory, but some people don't have film.

16. Chicken is the way for eggs to produce more eggs.

17.e-i-e-i-o is actually a serious spelling mistake of the word "farm".

18. I think so I'm ... I think.

19.Deja moo = "I swear this is the cow we passed six miles ago."

20. I have a good figure. A circle is a shape.

2 1. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

22. I bought some pink water and I don't know what to add.

23. Never lend your car to someone who gave birth to your child.

24. Now I suffer from amnesia and deja vu. I think I forgot this before.

25. An unbreakable toy is very useful for breaking other toys.