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Happy birthday to yourself. This sentence is very funny.

1, someone reminded me that today is my birthday, so I slapped myself when I went up. I don't know my own birthday!

I will hold a luxurious gilded party to celebrate my birthday tonight. Where is better? Waiting online.

Happy birthday to 20 million people all over the world, including me!

4. 1997 165438+ Beijing time1October 24th 18: 59. A professor in a classroom in Taipei is discussing existence and nothingness. A child in Wellington has fallen asleep. A sailboat has just docked in Rio de Janeiro, and an old man is singing in the streets of Havana. The east of ushuaia is a vast expanse of whiteness, and the scientific research station on the Antarctic continent welcomes the sun at night. This moment is unusual, unusual, because in Jilin, China, a life came into this world.

5. Today is my birthday. In the future, I will give big red envelopes to couples who celebrate my birthday. The harem is lucky to have you!

6. From today, I am no longer 25-year-old single dog, but 26-year-old single dog!

Last year, my birthday wish was to have a beautiful wife this year, earn millions, buy a house and a car. Think about the deadline tomorrow, and last year's wishes have basically come true. The only regret is that I haven't got rid of the habit of bragging.