Daily funny dialogue jokes will make you laugh out loud

The emergence of funny jokes has filled the gaps in people’s spiritual life and made our spare time life more exciting. The following are the daily funny jokes that I compiled for you. I hope you will like them.

Daily Funny Conversations

1. The Chinese teacher repeatedly emphasized that writing must be true. Then one day he asked a classmate to get up and read the composition. What I heard was this ’s: Me: Mom, let me help you wash the dishes? Mom: Go away! Me: But our teacher asked me to wash the dishes for you? Mom: Your teacher is forcing you to do a lot of things. This is the most authentic composition I have ever heard.

2. Husband: According to medical books, breastfeeding has many advantages. ? Wife: ? You also grew up on breast milk? Husband: ? Yes! ? Wife: ? Look, the shortcomings have come out, you are just as wordy as your mother! ?

3. Previous Two days ago, a friend said he was getting married and sent me a message. When I looked at it, I thought, how could I reply? I pretended not to see it. Today, he suddenly sent me a red envelope. I clicked on it, 10 cents! Then he called me Went to attend a wedding? Hastily! It’s full of routines!

4. Just now, I was smoking cigarettes with my friends and enjoying the cool under the big tree. An ant crawled on my feet. My friend saw it. He said, don't touch it, I'll burn it to death, and just poked it with a cigarette butt.

CNMB has its own category, damn it!!!

5. When two people are together, the most important thing is mutual understanding. Take my girlfriend and I as an example. She can’t understand my cheating, so why should we be together?

Humorous jokes that make people laugh

1. Learn Xiao Li, a fashion designer, traveled to the Qing Dynasty as he wished and met Emperor Yongzheng. The emperor asked him what he wanted?

Xiao Li couldn't wait to say: "I heard that there were ten major trousers styles in the Qing Dynasty. Let me see them." ?

2. The king got a magic lamp and made a wish: "I want many ornaments like the Lord of the Rings to wear for my people, and then they will never dare to rebel again, and they will never rebel again." Be loyal to me! But there are only nine Lord of the Rings, I need one that can be mass-produced!!?

The Djinn nodded and gave him a watch. The king asked: "What is this?"

Deng Shen:?This is called a water meter. ?

3. A kind man caught a turtle and wanted to eat it, but he was too embarrassed to eat it directly because of his face, so he put an iron plate on top of the boiling pot to let the turtle crawl over.

He said to the turtle: Life or death is determined by God. If you can crawl over, your life will not be cut off. If you fall on the way, don’t blame this good person for breaking the precept and eating meat. ?

The little turtle endured the high temperature and crawled over. The man was startled, looked around for a while, stretched out his hand to grab the turtle and said: "Little turtle, you are the best, be good, let's do it again!"

The little turtle cursed: "Stop being so hypocritical." , you want to eat steamed food, don’t think I don’t know!?

4. Two aliens were observing the lives of people on earth, and one said: "People on earth are really interesting!"

< p> Another asked: "What's wrong?"

The alien pointed at the four people sitting around the table and said: "They made the bricks so small!"

The other one looked at it carefully and sighed: "It's because it's too small, so it can't build a house! You see, they build and push it, but they can't build a high wall, but they are still very patient!"

5. The sheep and the lion walked into the restaurant one after another.

The boss asked the sheep: "What would you like to eat?"

The sheep said: "A green grass set meal, thank you." ?

The boss asked the lion again: ?What would you like to eat?

The lion said: ?No, thank you. ?

The boss confirmed: ?It’s really not necessary?

The lion roared impatiently: ?No need, I’m waiting for the sheep to be full!?

Selection of Daily Jokes

1. The door of the operating room of the hospital was pushed open. The doctor came out and said to the patient’s wife who came up: There is bad news and good news. You go first. Which one should I listen to?

?Okay. ?

?The success rate of your husband’s surgery is as high as 99%!?

?What about the bad ones?

?It used to be higher.

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2. Wu Song sat on the chair with sharp eyes. Jin Lian, who was kneeling aside, kept trembling.

Sister-in-law, let me ask you, what did my elder brother say before he died?

? . . No, no. . . ?

?No? Wu Song shouted angrily, pointing at the broken bowl on the ground, and a little black juice was splashed on the ground.

The golden lotus trembled even more violently, like a small flower swaying in the wind:? It seems to have been said. . . Medicine, medicine. . . ?

Wu Song grabbed Jin Lian’s chest and lifted it up, roaring angrily: ?Then why didn’t you say that Cheke was making trouble? My eldest brother was so anxious that he died!?

3. Let A friend told a joke and asked me how I felt. I said: When I first heard this joke, the housing price in Beijing was less than 1,000 yuan. ?

My friend was dissatisfied and said: ?Then come up with a joke about 30,000 yuan per square meter. ?

4. Female: Husband, what’s wrong with you? You keep moaning and sighing all day long?

Male: I’m worried about things at work.

Female: What troubles can you have as a physical education teacher?

Male: Nowadays, many people are not good at mathematics, and they all say that I taught them.

5. A: I had a nightmare today

B: It’s okay, dreams are reversed

A: Okay, that makes me feel at ease , I went to sleep, good night

B: Well, good night, I wish you a good dream.