A joke in words

1. Love plane One day, a gentleman couldn't stand it. He wrote a love letter to the girl of his dreams, which read: My love plane has arrived, can you accept it? He folded the love letter into a plane and flew to the girl of his dreams.

The next day, a gentleman saw a note in his desk. He was overjoyed. He opened the note and saw that it said: Your plane was attacked by terrorists and crashed. For this, I feel unfortunate. For the safety of the route, it has been decided that the bank will stop all flights and don't come again! Thank you for your cooperation!

2. A reporter from the Party newspaper went deep into the grassroots and conducted an in-depth interview in a poor mountainous area. When he met a poor old man, he asked: Grandpa, please talk about the great changes that have taken place in life in recent years. Grandpa: What a change. In the old society, I lived a life inferior to that of cattle and horses. The reporter was overjoyed: What about now? Grandpa: It is now.

3. The female leader came home at night and was suddenly boarded by two men. One person threatened: "Be honest, rob the color." The female leader laughed and scolded: "Damn, such a happy thing made me so nervous and scared to death. I thought I was double-regulated! "

4. The teacher asks the students; What is the highest state of life? Students answer; Can get Saudi salary, live in a British house, wear a Swiss watch, marry a Korean woman, raise a Japanese mistress, be a thai massage, drive a German car, take an American plane, drink French red wine, eat Australian seafood, smoke Cuban cigars, wear Italian shoes, watch Austrian operas, buy a Russian villa, hire Filipino maids, match Israeli bodyguards, and wash a Turkish sauna. Teacher's comment: wordy, you just want to be a cadre in China!

5. Robber: "Robber, get down!" When he saw a lady lying down, he shouted, "Be fucking civilized, Lao Tzu is robbing money, not sex!" " "

6. Do you have the heart to live in a small house less than 10 square meter? Can you bear to watch your girlfriend fight with you all your life, or can't afford a suite? Do you have the heart to watch your parents tighten their belts and use your little pension to help you pay off your mortgage? This is the place to realize your dream. Join us, with preferential treatment, complete facilities, free accommodation, a pair of big underpants and flip-flops, with a basic salary of $ AK47,800+commission, and a full-day mobile sea view suite. As long as you work hard, buying a house in a metropolis is no longer a dream, but direct dialogue with Obama is no longer a distance. Don't hesitate, I will give you a sea area in exchange for a miracle of your life! -Somali Pirate Human Resources Department