What funny jokes are there in Jin Yong's martial arts works?

The love stories written by Jin Yong are comparable to many romantic novels, and the funny parts written by Jin Yong don't lose many jokes today. In The Legend of the Condor Heroes, there are two funny classic clips. What are they? Next, Bian Xiao will share it with you immediately.

Speaking of jokes, the old urchin is naturally an indispensable role. Some people say that the old urchin is aloof from the world, while others despise him for being too timid. Pick any one of the five wonders and you can kill him in minutes. He was afraid of Du's poisonous snake and was imprisoned by Huang for fifteen years. But Bian Xiao believes that he is afraid of Eden because the old urchin has abducted Eden's wife, and he is ashamed of Eden. It is normal to be afraid of snakes with old poison. He is not the only expert who is afraid of snakes, and Hong Qigong, a beggar in the north; Huang shut him up in Peach Blossom Island because he was no match for Huang at first. Huang is evil. It is not an exaggeration to say that he has psychological problems today. Few such people dare not avoid him.

Huang not only detained the old urchin for the Nine Yin Scriptures, but also broke his leg. The old urchin can only submit to humiliation, who let him hit others? He stayed on the island for fifteen years, but he tried to escape but couldn't find an exit. In the cave, it is extremely lonely. It's amazing that a man full of childishness can be bored in a cave 15 years. Fortunately, Jin Yong took good care of him, which not only made him realize the empty fist and left-right mutual fighting, but also developed the Nine Yin True Classics, a sect of chinese odyssey. At that time, he instantly felt unprecedented freedom. Why? Because Huang is no longer his opponent. So, he got the nerve to make his own poop, set up layers of organs, wait for Huang to trigger the organs, and then stand at a distance and laugh at him.

Hold a person 15 years and break his leg. Today, this fee has been enough for decades. But after gaining advanced martial arts, the old urchin has been liberated as never before, so let him go. In order not to let Huang feel indebted to him, he specially arranged the organ. Great, Huang is a generation of martial arts experts, with a high position in the Jianghu, and is one of the five wonders; He is smart and talented, and has the legacy of Jin people. In this way, when such a refined figure was put together with vulgar shit, jokes suddenly appeared. When Bian Xiao watched this passage, in the middle of the night, he lay alone and laughed for a long time. Next, Bian Xiao continues to talk with you about the second interesting bridge.

Huang Rong is beautiful and clever, and has inherited all the advantages of Huang He. When I was a teenager, I wandered the rivers and lakes without authorization. She is very clever. In order to protect herself, she set up a smoke screen and disguised herself as a small flower. So I saw people for who they really are, and I got to know my life-long partner Guo Jing. Her cleverness is recognized, so that a villain like Ouyang Feng in Xi Du becomes cautious when he meets her, for fear that she will save something against him. Of course, the pros and cons are relative. If Lao Ouyang didn't play the idea of Guo Jing's "Nine Yin Zhen Jing", he wouldn't have been repeatedly calculated by Huang Rong, and eventually he became possessed and became crazy.

Lao Ouyang is one of the five wonders. Huang Rong's father, Huang Shiyou, and Master Hong Qigong are both masters at the same level. He prides himself on his martial arts skills and has always coveted the Nine Yin True Classics. After learning that Guo Jing could recite the complete Nine Yin Zhen Jing, he immediately extended a black hand to Guo Jing. For Guo Jing, Lao Ouyang is equal to his master Hong Qigong in martial arts, but what makes him feel terrible is that he is too insidious and far less than his master. It is for this reason that an open flame is easier to hide than an open flame. No matter how skilled the northern beggars' sect is, it is inevitable that they will be countered by the old poison.

A passage from Mingxia Island is the most enjoyable to read. Because, in order to save Ouyang Ke, Lao Ouyang condescended. At this time, he can even give up the position of Jiuyin Zhenjing and Jianghu, because Ouyang Xiao is his only son and he is the one who will inherit everything from him in the future. Without Xiao Ouyang, even if Lao Ouyang is the best in the world, what's the use? Finally, under Huang Rong's hard thinking, Xiao Ouyang was able to save his life. Old bad love son eager, immediately turn your back on people, occupied the Hong Qigong cave for illness. A team of five people was on a desert island, hunting for food. At this time, they eat all kinds of delicious food. For example, on this day, they eat roast mutton. Roast lamb chops and divide them into two pieces. At this point, Huang Rong a brainwave, stratagem. Two lamb chops, one with poop and the other without poop, were given to Ouyang and his son by Guo Jing.

With years of experience in Jianghu, Lao Ouyang thinks there must be something wrong with it. But after all, I lost a chess game. Guo Jing waited for a while, admiring Huang Rong for a long time, brimming with laughter, and ran back to make him a poop lamb chop. Ouyang and his son ate a big meal in the cave with confidence, admiring while eating: This little Huang Rong, this girl is the Grinch, and there is no salt or seasoning in the wild, which makes it a little salty. ? Say that finish and smack your lips, with endless aftertaste.