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Character: Shu Ronghua-Gu Xi Roya-Hua Rong-Luo Qing appeared in turn.
Time: Summer in Shi Si
Venue: Jiuqu Cloister
Plot: Mounting,
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Shu Ronghua Guxia
Before the summer solstice, the warm wind is intoxicating, adding a little boredom and anxiety. I brushed away the sweaty ink hair and touched the slightly raised abdomen with my plain hand. There was a loving smile in the phoenix eye. How can I argue again? However, I have to take on a position and wait for the emperor's love. If the night is long, I can find a child to accompany me. It's already enviable If the baby is female, everyone will smile and congratulate you. If it's a man, I'm afraid there will be several layers of wind and waves. Gradually, just like * * shaking a cicada's head, I'm not the only one who is pregnant in the palace, but those in Yan Xi Palace haven't acted yet. Why go too far and be nervous?
I took the celadon medicine bowl on the case and put the black medicine soup in it. Although the eyebrows were slightly twisted, I drank it without hesitation for the sake of the baby in the womb. I took a wet handkerchief and wiped my lips. I only heard Jin Qing's words (master, the doctor told me that going out more is good for the heir). Although he closed his eyes and said nothing, Jin Qing said.
A palace skirt with blue brocade pattern of begonia, with only a hairpin inserted obliquely to press the temples, and the tassel fluttered with Ling Bo's hair, lingering in the winding cloister, with a faint lazy expression on her face. However, she gently stroked her heart and seemed to be in an uneasy mood.
Hua Luo Qing ran
-Plum sour teeth, banana green screen. Cicada is screaming outside the window. Because of the sultry weather, people are really upset and impetuous. Nearly four hours ago, Qi Zhi brought up the tremella lily porridge and said, Young Master, you'd better eat some, or how can your body eat it? Jade hand picked up the porcelain bowl, took a few mouthfuls and put it down. The silk man gently wiped his lips and said to Zhi Qi, who was standing by, "Have you heard from Dr. Li recently?" ? "Qi Zhi took the porcelain bowl and said," that doctor Li is really diligent. The other day, there was news from the little spirit child at Gate 2 that Master Shu's fetus was not safe after all. When Dr. Li asked for a safe pulse, he also knew one or two things. Even if the owner is determined to protect the fetus, it will run away. "
The jade hand lightly holds the desktop, thinks for a while, and says: Is it safe to give weight every day? "Zhiqi nodded:" Don't worry, young master, the medicine goes down bit by bit. The young master's fetus is unstable and has been protected by acupuncture with mugwort leaves. This is burning mugwort leaves in the palace to protect the fetus, and the young master has to bear the risk. If anything happens then, Dr. Li will take the blame for the young master. Don't worry, after the job is done, none will be left! "
-Everything is unpredictable. After all, it's hard to relax. It was really hot in the palace, so I said to Zhi Qiqi, change my clothes. I'm going to Jiuqu Cloister, where it's cool. Then, wearing a light blue tulle skirt, tied with a belt, obliquely inserted a wishful tassel hairpin, and took a round fan to the Jiuqu cloister.
-into the corridor, far see Shu Ronghua coming this way, just settled down. Before going forward, a smile touched my lips and said, Luo Ran says hello to Sister Shu Ronghua. Her sister is very well.
-The Lord is superior to me in the palace. I must call him "sister" in front of people, which my aunt taught me. I should be careful what I do in this palace, lest I be caught.
Shu Ronghua Guxia
Ah, looking at catkins seems full of thoughts, then sighing in a low voice, blowing plum flute, dyeing willow smoke, listening to a song, blowing frost and swallowing my heart alone. Even at this time, when you were pregnant and most in need of care, you didn't visit. When you really forget that there is another person alone in Jingyang Palace, you still remember what my aunt said the day before yesterday (because the estuary burst its banks, you should be careful what you say and do in the harem, and don't let those girls pick the wrong foot. Now, it's not good to take care of your family. Take care of yourself. )
Sad and sad, even I have to bear the state affairs of this court. If there is a slight change, I will be as careful as a frightened bird. Me and Yuan are just symbols of Gu family. As long as I use the word jun, I have no place.
When I heard its voice, my eyes were blurred and I fell in love with it. Oh, the recent little moves of Jingyang Palace have something to do with you. I know this baby will arouse suspicion. I didn't expect you to move so fast. If I didn't ask the doctor at home to take my pulse when I was a mother, how would I know you were doing this?
Eyes only looked at it for a long time, only to see that the fine sweat on his forehead slowly opened his red lips and stepped forward to empty a hand.
Sisters are free, they are all people with bodies. If something goes wrong, I can't afford it.
Eye contact, for an instant, the sword flashed by, but they were like sisters, which is inevitable and funny.
Hua Luo Qing ran
-The trees grow dark in summer, and the balcony reflects into the blue pool. The crystal curtains are moving, the breeze is blowing, and the room is full of roses. Entering the winding cloister, the breeze is blowing, which makes people feel relaxed and happy. In front of them, this beautiful woman, wearing a court skirt with blue brocade and Haitang texture, with fringed hair clips, looks bright and moving in the sun. Looking at her slightly floating abdomen, a chill flashed through her eyes, and then she changed into her usual smile. Now the person in front of her is pregnant. If it is a daughter, it is the eldest daughter of the Emperor, the future princess royal. If she is Nongzhang, she is the eldest son of the emperor, the official heir to the throne and the first choice of the prince. These two things are not what I want to see. After that, no matter whether my baby is male or female, the status will be inferior, and the Lord will pounce on me with his children, so his children must not stay |
The smile on my lips remains the same. Qi Zhi helped me to my feet and replied more respectfully, Sister Xie!
-The wind blows the broken hair on both sides, and the jade hand is placed on Qi Zhi's wrist. She said softly, I don't know how my sister is recently. My sister is pregnant, and everything in the palace requires her to work hard. She is really lucky that Luo Ran can't help. Please forgive her and don't blame Luo Ran.
-Now that she's pregnant, she won't give up the right to run the palace. I'm afraid someone will take her rights when she's unprepared. This man has the support of the queen mother. Now I want to touch her again and again so as not to lose my excuse. |
Shu Ronghua Guxia
Countless lights took away the glory of China, and drums invaded Faming. Jiangshan changed hands but Enemy at the Gates, harem is more relaxed. If I retreat easily and give Feng Yin away, I won't let others see the joke in vain. When I first see it, I will remember your name, your name, your name, your name, your name, your status, and your children will follow. Look into her eyes slowly, and then look at each other. Light blue makes a beautiful woman's skin look like jelly, and a slightly plump figure doesn't look bloated, but it is more charming. These, instead of green cardamom, can be compared with them. Phoenix's eyes are full of water, her lips are lightly pulled over a shallow arc, and a soft smile spreads wantonly, as cold as ice. The lips are light and the voice is curled up.
My sister is pregnant and should have more rest. How can you bother your sister with trifles? As for the precious princess, after all, there is no master in the palace, and the queen mother has occasionally caught a cold recently. She has the right to co-manage and can't live up to the expectations of the queen mother. All she can do is do more, but in recent days, she is also very sad. Why don't you report it another day when you and I greet the queen mother together? It's more beautiful and easier to do.
Picturesque eyebrows, gentle eyes, smiles, some words are elegant and decent, but every word bites its sore spot. The soldier's face is bloodless, narrow and airy. If you don't press your head today, you will really be above me another day. Ah, the war between you and me has just begun.
Hua Luo Qing ran
-the bead curtain is slightly rolled, with a faint fragrance. There are large flower beds next to the gallery, and the flowers are competing for each other. Just like the ladies in the palace, they want to win the first prize and please the king. I don't know that people are good for a thousand days, but flowers are not red for a hundred days. If you don't count early, you will be empty afterwards. Such a simple truth, ladies-in-waiting should understand even if they spend their whole lives, but it's too late. Everyone will have the sorrow of a palace princess.
-hidden eyes staring at him, laughing like a flower, said, I was relieved to see my sister in good health now. My sister should take care of herself. After all, it would be a big deal if she lost her dragon heir!
-Since ancient times, the imperial court has been associated with the harem, and the harem has also been associated with the imperial court. Concubine is the emperor's concubine on the surface, but also the chess piece of the family, which the emperor used to hold the proton of the courtiers. Who did you love in his life? No one can even tell. I will see through all this. What I want is not the only one in the emperor's heart, but the most distinguished concubine in the harem.
-Touch my cheek and say with a smile: "Although my sister is pregnant, she still works hard at everything in the palace. It is really a model for all concubines to learn. Everything in the Sixth Hospital is complicated, but it's really troublesome for my sister. I'm afraid it won't help me, but I think my sisters Maggie and Wan Yi will be able to finish the task. "
-,the assistant director of the sixth house, the surface scenery, but now the sixth house is not in her hand, and the good assistant director is also its credit. If anything happens, even the first person who takes the operation will help the deputy director, and I won't be stupid enough to be slaughtered. Let's leave such a "good thing" to the two concubines to fight slowly |
Looking at the "Love Evening Pavilion" in the distance, the four water chestnuts with glazed yellow and the paintings carved on the jasper railing make it a unique scenery in this nine-song cloister. "Love Night Pavilion" is a pavilion built by the late emperor for his beloved late princess. Now it is a night pavilion, but the beauty has passed away. Everything has become so vain and unreal. Perhaps when the late princess decided to compete with the present Empress Gu, the tragedy was doomed. Even the temper of the late princess is not suitable for this harem that eats people and doesn't spit bones. Dystocia is dystocia, and after giving birth to six emperors, the fragrance disappears and the jade dies. And the six emperors she desperately gave birth to, a baby without mother's protection, seemed to Gu Fei as simple as stepping on an ant. The first emperor was unhappy from then on. Whose fault is this, but his love for three thousand people is concentrated on one person? I'm afraid it's also a set of 3 thousand vendettas.
Shu Ronghua Guxia
Lotus fragrance drops powder, sparse tung blows green, and the dark rain in the courtyard suddenly breaks. It is said that flowers are similar year after year, and people are different year after year. You have never been a harem lover. You cherish each other and abandon them when you are tired of it. After several years of ups and downs, you haven't seen why there are endless disputes, but you have no intention of being a troublemaker, revealing everyone's tacit hope, leaving people's minds, and where to synthesize sorrow.
Hearing what he said, I felt an inexplicable pain in my heart, and my eyes lightly swept the flowery smile.
Please, my sister is worried, so should my sister. Cleaning the snow in front of the door is the best policy under the current situation.
Rorty lifted her wide sleeves and her trembling Hosta. She glanced at her lower abdomen intentionally or unintentionally and looked at the things in the palace coldly. Who can say for sure? Let the Queen Mother decide. Xi Ya is just a nobody in the palace, and even she doesn't think too much.
After listening to the following words, a trace of irony flashed through my heart. If I have no talent or virtue, I can really re-examine your calculation. Although I was pregnant, I never thought it could pose a threat. The harem is a reflection of the imperial court, and the general of Zhenguo holds the right of military aircraft and is greeted by all military commanders. If I give birth to our son, the emperor will even reconsider in his mind.
Just looking at "Love Night Pavilion" with its eyes, I can't help but twist my eyebrows, which is taboo for menstruation. So it was abandoned for a long time since the emperor ascended the throne. But it is faintly visible that the past was prosperous, and the name of the late princess was like a meteor. Gorgeous for a while, but lonely for a lifetime. Although it is loved by 3000 people, it is also a disaster. My aunt's means is well known. Under this means, she either kneels or goes through the dispute of concubines, and it is inevitable that the concubines will be in full swing. Although the aunt's status is high, she is indifferent and gentle, so that the first emperor mentioned the post-establishment, and everyone belongs to the aunt school. Even if the first emperor put some sincerity into the late concubines, even he didn't dare to bet his treasure on Wan. Laughing concubines are just playthings in your hands, so why take care of yourself?
Gradually, with lingering thoughts, I gathered up my skirt slightly and walked towards the exquisite pavilion. Clouds dragged on the jade steps, and the white fingertips gently brushed the Dan lacquer column, staying in one place, drawing dents one by one, and the word "ancient" was deeply embedded in the column. That night, the princess should have hated Gurus, but unfortunately, it was fate.
With these words, he called Jin Qing forward and helped his little hand down the cool jade steps.
Luo Ronghua has fallen-the charm is not graceful, and the sweet orange of the past can be a slave. Who pities the Jianghu? Jade bone's ice muscles don't want to wither. Who taught you to pick a branch? It's too real to be drunk in Ming Di. The layman is really interested in breaking up and wants to sing two new flavors. The love between Ming Taizu and Yuhuan is a blessing that we will never meet. Watching peony side by side and loving each other is really enviable.
-Jiuqu cloister, built by the lake, with twists and turns and jade steps, is a must in the palace. After listening to her words, she replied: My sister is absolutely right. Now there is no queen in the harem, and everything is left to the empress dowager. Our concubines will abide by their duties and obey the queen mother's orders, and those who play tricks for power will never happen. Luo Ran also believes that Empress Dowager Cixi will not take sides, otherwise neither you nor I can afford to lose face.
Every word hides a needle in cotton and points to the person in front of you. If he were a smart man, he wouldn't make any changes at this time. Even if he is not deprived of his rights by then, he will be in trouble. Even they don't want to see such a thing. |
-Look at her "Love Night Pavilion". Oh, do you still want to dominate the harem for two generations? You're not Gu Fei, and I'm not the princess that night. Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, how long do you want to occupy this harem? Mothers are autocratic, and even saints don't want to see your family getting bigger and bigger, so she sneers |
-Seeing him walking towards the "Love Night Pavilion", he winked at Qi Zhi and said, "You'd better go and help your sister. The jade steps are slippery, so be careful not to reach them." Qi Zhi walked forward, saw his alert appearance, rolled his eyes, walked forward alone and said, "Let's go help her!" " "
Shu Ronghua Guxia
Six songs lean against the green trees, the willow wind is light, and the golden glow is exhibited. Who moved the cymbals and Zheng to the jade pillar and passed through the curtain Haiyan? A faint figure, falling flowers all over the ground, according to the old saying, only this person who played tricks on the throne in the deep palace is more beautiful in appearance and is no longer in full swing. Don't look, don't say, it's easier to see when you're away, and it's hard to be together. Is it what our humble princess can expect? ".
The light and shadow reflected the silhouette of two people, and narrowed my eyes slightly, feeling a little comfortable. Overlooking the Great Grandfather Chi Pan School, the lakes and mountains are covered with clouds, and the radian of the lip angle is raised a little bit, like a enchanting and fiery Manzhu Shahua. Last time, I designed a good program here. No, Xi Shanyi is still grounded, and the day of turning over is even in sight, but it is out of reach. I can hear every word of it.
Sister, you are really a gentle and virtuous person. It is no wonder that when you chatted with the Queen Mother for a while the day before yesterday, you heard the praise of the Queen Mother and what her sister said. It seems that you are very insightful in managing the sixth house. You should cherish elegance and ask for advice. Don't make too much noise, sister. As for those who struggle for power and profit, even if the empress dowager carries out the rectification movement again, you will be afraid. However, you will be indispensable.
Now that the words have come to this, it's time to turn to public competition. Party struggle, post struggle, there will be several festivals in the future for you and me. What we are talking about at the moment is not to show off quickly, but to seize the opportunity to shake the mountain and stare at Guggenheim's door. There are countless people. If you don't grasp the opportunity to knock, do you really think you are weak and can be bullied?
Seeing this action, I became more suspicious, and there was nothing I could do. I am afraid that I will come for my descendants. I have no choice. I glanced at the corner of my eye, and Jin Qing stepped forward to open the maid-in-waiting. There is no trace between the wide sleeves and the swaying, and my lips gently pull up the pear vortex.
My sister is also pregnant. If anything goes wrong, Xi Ya can't afford it, but servants in general will serve her.
Hua Luo Qing ran
-dew is wet, flowers are sunny, palace incense is fragrant, and Zhaoyang plays the moonlight song. It's like adding seawater to a leak in the palace and dropping Nagato all night. Ban Jieyu's tragic experience really came to light. Emperor Cheng got the Zhao sisters and left Ban Jieyu in the cold. Finally, Ban Jieyu left a sentence: "Broom opens the Golden Palace and temporarily lingers on the round fan." It's over. What happened in the palace, your majesty favored, and the cold palace fell out of favor. Everything is unpredictable, and you can't be completely loved by your majesty.
-Touch your lower abdomen, and I will help you remove all obstacles. You will be the first son of the holy family, the eldest son of the emperor or princess royal. I must be superior to you, no longer bullied, no longer dependent on others, and live my life. So, Shu Ronghua, don't blame me, but you are Gu's daughter.
Jade hands hold it, and its maid will come to help and say, You can stand under the jade steps, and I will hold my sister. Are you not at ease? The servant girl seemed to have something to say, and was pulled by Qi Zhi under the jade steps. "。 I helped her slowly down the jade steps, and the jade hand held her soft feet, sipped her lips and smiled, staring at her stomach and said, Sister can't help her on weekdays, so let her do such a small thing!
At the last few steps, we looked into his eyes, smiled yingying and whispered in his ear, elder sister, do you want to know what will happen if I let go now? "I was amused to see his abrupt face. After saying his word, the jade hand gently let go and said out of turn, "This will make you come to no good end! "
-Seeing his body suddenly fall to the ground, he showed a frightened expression on his face at the right time, shouting: Sister, Sister ... Hurry to announce the cure-too! "A stream of blood slowly flowed out from under his skirt, and it was a little sad to see his painful expression. If we were not the same princess and served a gentleman together, we would have become friends. Unfortunately, there is no choice. ...
Shu Ronghua Guxia
Lotus falls into the sky, and waves rise at dusk. Fly back to Shuang Yan and stick a cloud cold, looking at the small building on the east coast alone. Night is near, the darker the moment, the quieter it is. Fragrant flowers are broken, green leaves are scattered, the flower watcher is absent, and the lonely shadow caresses the lower abdomen, which is satisfying, but fortunately, with your company, the resentment against you is also reduced.
Turning my eyes, I saw that gentle smile, dull, drooping feathers, eyes closed, and cold timbre.
Sister really doesn't need to be so kind and considerate.
But seeing that Jin Qing was isolated by maids, her soft hands kept holding hands, and her heart was full of fear. If she wants to vomit, she stops in her throat. The chill between the streamers came naturally, and after hearing it, she whispered softly, her eyes wide open and she wanted to break free. Why is she weak and unstable? The next moment she felt the progress.
Hazy, only feel that the body seems to be taken away by something, the bloody breath spreads in the floating dust, the feather cilia tremble feebly, the phoenix eye is full of blood red, and the sharp eyes sweep to the person who pretends to be sad. You should be satisfied. This time, I lost my child, and you killed someone without blood. Good, good. What happened today was recorded by Gu Lian.
Hua Luo Qing ran
-,shouts, a panic in the crowd, this child is the only hope of this family, is the only rely on this family at present, if this time successfully gave birth to our son, this family is also a comeback, but now the abortion, not only the children of the ancient family, but also lost the hope of the ancient family, an important bargaining chip, no matter how many children there are in the future, it will eventually be the eldest son of the emperor. "
-At present, it's full of blood, flowing slowly along the glittering and translucent jade steps, and the scent of blood is flowing between the nose. Looking at the people underground, they are expressionless. It's all in one thought, and I just have to get the best from the first. Otherwise, the people lying on the ground today should be replaced by me. Even from now on, this nine-winding corridor will become a nightmare for me and her life |
-Looking at the frantic maids in the underground, she put away her thoughts and shouted: Don't send your sister back to the palace at once. If you don't take care of the young master, it will lead to the loss of the dragon fetus. Somebody, arrest all Shu Ronghua's maids and send them to our main punishment department to wait for the punishment from the holy one! "
-Qi Zhi stepped forward to hold me and said softly, How is the young master? Shu Ronghua has been sent to the bedroom, and the handmaiden has also sent the young master back to the palace, lest the dragon fetus be frightened! "Nodded, with zhi chess back to the palace.
The night is cold as a shower, the palace is brightly lit and people come and go. Alone by the window, Qi Zhi came in and said, Young Master, just now there was news that the young master had miscarried and the dragon heir was hopeless! "I waved and suddenly felt a little tired. I gently waved my hand: that's good. Watch the Lord for me. Tomorrow, the Lord will visit her personally!
Hua Luo Qing ran
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