Come on, a hundred jokes. The shorter the better.

1. Solution: Why is Yang Guo's left hand invincible on 16 after the little dragon girl jumped off the cliff?

I think you should drink the wine bit by bit, and walk the road step by step. If you take too big a step, you will pull the egg.

3. During the Water-sprinkling Festival, everyone poured water on each other to bless them. Suddenly, someone scolded: Shit? Who spilled me? Others advised that throwing you is a blessing. The curse said, come on, who threw boiling water at me?

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When I was in college, I had a big class. When I got to the big classroom, I quickly found a seat and sat down. After a boring class for a while, I found a phone number on my desk marked "Wanted Friends". Ha, who is playing a prank again? I smiled in my heart. Look at that phone number, the top seven are still the same as mine! Take a closer look, holy shit! The last four are the same as mine!

My classmate is the notorious queen of poison tongue. One day, I met a brother who graduated from our department in his early thirties, and his charm remained undiminished. At present, my brother is most concerned about grasping the tail of youth. This time, the queen of poison tongue really wanted to praise others, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she said, "What a young middle-aged man!" "

6. If you have a cold and don't take medicine, it will take seven days to get well; If you go to the hospital to see a doctor and take medicine, it will be fine in a week …

7. When Mulan joined the army with her father for more than three years, no one could see it. I didn't believe it then ~ I believed it when I saw Chris Lee. ...

I heard a friend say that the life of a shemale can be colorful, but I didn't believe it at that time ~ I believed it when I saw Chris Lee …

The family planning propaganda at that time said that boys and girls were the same. I didn't believe it then ~ I believed it when I saw Chris Lee. ...

8. My husband got drunk at a friend's party last night and kept silent on the way back. After getting off the bus, he suddenly asked me seriously, "Are you hungry?" I was confused and nodded ... "Then I'll vomit for you." So, I am a tragedy.

9. On this day, I was learning about search information in Baidu, and suddenly I saw a netizen asking: I want a costume TV series. The plot is that the hero falls into a cave and eats mushrooms, and his martial arts becomes very powerful!

Someone downstairs replied that it was "Jin Jian Diaoling", while others said it was "The Condor Heroes". I thought about it, but I couldn't figure out the answer, so I asked my husband. The husband replied without thinking: "Super Mary ..."

10.

One day, my classmates came back from the supermarket and bought a bundle of three pieces of paper. They told us that the original price of this kind of paper was one in 3.5 yuan and three in a bundle 12 yuan, which made a big profit!

Well, I made a lot of money. ...

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1 1. In other words, a friend's computer in the university dormitory is so magical that we are speechless, and there will be a blue screen or a crash at some time every month! A Gao, just as this guy was playing 3C, the computer suddenly went blue! This guy kicked the mainframe hard, and then said something super BH: "Do you think you are a woman? Come a few days every month, when it is normal, my brother SM you! " Having said that, everyone in the dormitory turned their eyes to this buddy!

12. escort takes a taxi to meet netizens. After arriving, my colleague pointed to an ugly girl in front and said to the driver, "Did you see that woman?" "See, stop here?" "No, kill her!"

13. Colleague A has a pendant on his mobile phone, Violent Bear. The kind where all limbs can be broken. Then he lost an arm. I was crazy and asked him why he was missing an arm. He said to me calmly and deadpan, "He is a fool."

14. There is a little patient in Cory who is two or three years old, a lovely little loli. A nurse sister teased her: "Little friend, are you a boy or a girl?" The little girl sat on the bed with a straight face and spread her legs calmly. ...

15. Go to karaoke with a group of single colleagues in the evening, including men and women. Just arrived at 22:00, a beautiful woman got up to leave. Everyone advised to stay. My brother said, "Who's at home? Go back to dry hemp so early! " The beautiful woman smiled brightly: "Hey, I'm hiding in the golden house." The elder brother said, "You are not human, so what are you hiding?" A male colleague replied gorgeously: "Banana!"

16. in the last year of college, almost all men and women in the college have boyfriend and girlfriend and rent a house outside. This is the background.

One day I was bored in class and chatted with a sister next to me. I asked her, "Why do you still live in school when everyone has moved out?" My sister said four words, which I will never forget: "for contraception"

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