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Diary daquan 4 words

1. In the summer vacation, I watched Crazy Stone. There is a love story deeply reflected in my mind, which is still fresh in my memory.

A man with a suitcase just got off the plane and waited for the bus on the side of the road. Suddenly a man rushed over to blindfold him and asked, "Guess who I am? There are three opportunities, think about it and then answer. " The blindfolded man said, "Sir, I think you have mistaken me." "There are two more chances." The blindfolded man thought: This voice is so strange that he must have mistaken someone for him. The blindfolded man put down his suitcase, and at the same time, one came to pick it up, stopped a taxi and left. The blindfolded man said, "Sir, you really mistook me for someone else. Please take your hand away." "Okay, I'll let go. You can't peek." The moment he let go of his hand, the blindfolded man disappeared. He was about to mention the suitcase when he found that it was missing.

In daily life, sometimes a very casual action is quite different in nature, one is to steal things, and the other is to protect young minds. This made me understand that our world is not perfect, justice may not be completely rational sometimes, and evil may not be excusable sometimes. Lies sometimes deceive others, and lies are sometimes beautiful.

2. Staying at home and doing homework can't help feeling a little boring. Besides reading books or watching TV, I play some cards with my grandparents for fun. My mother is very strict with me, and she often nags in my ear, insisting that I review my English and say, "I will graduate soon, but I am still so relaxed when I am promoted to junior high school!" I had to accept my fate, and I finished half my homework in only 5 days! Amazing! Although my summer vacation heaved a sigh of relief, I still "study behind closed doors". Alas, bad luck!

Swimming is an essential exercise for me in summer. A fierce jump in the blue waves will make the cool pool water cool and soak my heart. Although I occasionally drink a few mouthfuls of water in the swimming pool, I still feel great and cool in the pool! In the hot summer, a few dogs crawl and breaststroke have a casual and fashionable feeling.

during the summer vacation, there are both ease and happiness in the dull. What a boring and happy life! Ha ha.

3. One day, it was sunny and sunny, and I went to play in vegetable fields with some friends. As soon as I entered the vegetable field, I saw tall poplars growing on both sides of the road, and green vegetables were planted in the field, including potatoes, cabbage, carrots and so on.

We play games under a tall poplar tree. Suddenly, a "black thing" flew into a small partner's neck. He felt itchy, touched his neck, took out a black bug and shouted, "I caught a longicorn!" Oh! So this black thing is a longicorn. It has a pair of long tentacles, two thorns on its neck and yellow dots on its back.

I remember my grandfather told me that longicorn beetles and longicorn beetles are a kind of pests. They live on poplars and feed on the sap of trees. So I said to my little friend, "longicorn beetles are pests. Let's catch them and play." I got a bamboo pole and found a longicorn beetle, so I pulled it out with a bamboo pole and fell from the tree. After a while, each of us caught one, and I suggested: whose longicorn are we faster than? We named the longicorn and started the competition. My longicorn is called "General Blackhead". At first, "General Blackhead" was far ahead. After a while, the obvious "Marshal Big No" slowly caught up from behind and gradually approached my "General Blackhead". I tried my best to cheer for it. It seemed to understand my words and gradually accelerated its speed, leaving the other longicorn behind and winning the championship. I was extremely happy.

the longicorn competition is really interesting!

4. Last summer vacation, I made an appointment with my parents to hold a "family intelligence competition".

It's summer vacation. On the day of the competition, I first learned the appearance of the host on TV, went to the stage, cleared my throat and said, "Now, I declare that the family intelligence competition has officially started. First of all, we ask red mother to answer the question: what is classical Chinese? Please give an example. " After listening to this, my mother thought for a while and said, "Classical Chinese refers to a poem in which there are people, people are affectionate and sensible. For example, the ancient narrative poem" Learning Games "tells us that we should concentrate on learning or doing anything, otherwise, we will accomplish nothing." I can't help clapping my hands and saying, "Correct answer, add ten points to the red side." After that, he turned around and wrote "plus 1" in scarlet letter on the blackboard. "Let's ask Papa Lan to make a question: Two geese are put in the refrigerator at the same time. After one hour, one is dead and the other is still alive. Why?" "Well, well ..." When I saw that my father couldn't answer, I revealed the answer: "Because that goose is not an ordinary goose, it is the owner of the Antarctic-penguin, so give the blue side ten points less! The following is a joke contest, no matter what jokes you say, as long as you amuse your mother-in-law, you can get extra points! " As soon as the voice fell, my mother raised her hand and said, "Once upon a time, there was a joke king. Once, he broke into a house by mistake and was caught. When the man heard him say that he was the famous joke king, he asked him to say a word to make him laugh. The joke king said a fart word without thinking, but the man didn't understand what it meant. The joke king said,' It's up to you to let it go, and it's up to you not to let it go. "I couldn't help laughing, even my mother's opponent, Dad, laughed ...

Finally, my mother won by 2 points. This" intelligence contest "is really interesting, which not only enriched our Chinese knowledge, but also tested our intelligence, adding endless fun to our family.

5. In the long summer vacation, there is infinite happiness. Now, let me tell you an interesting story about the summer vacation.

one day, I stayed at home and felt very puzzled. Suddenly, I had a brainwave and thought of a good idea. Is to play the game of sticking your nose with your sister. I told my sister my idea, and my sister readily agreed.

I first drew a clown doll with no nose on the blackboard. My sister found a magnet instead of a nose. I started sticking my nose. My sister covered my eyes with a cloth first. I slowly walked to the blackboard, touched it left and right, and found a place to set my nose. At this time, my sister laughed. I pulled off the cloth and saw that the clown doll not only had no nose, but also had a mole on her mouth. My sister proudly said, "Look at me." I saw my sister quickly go to the blackboard and find a place to set her nose. I couldn't help laughing when I saw it. Sister quickly took off the cloth and laughed, too. It turned out that the clown Eva not only failed to install her nose, but became Cyclops. The clown baby seems to be particularly angry.

At this moment, Dad heard the laughter, came over and asked, "What's so funny? Tell me about it. " My sister and I blinked, walked up to my father, blindfolded my father and stuffed my nose into his hand. Dad understood what we meant, slowly approached the blackboard, found the right position and put his nose down. "The clown baby has a nose!" We cheered.

During the summer vacation, my mother took me to the pond to catch fish. A fence was built around the pond, and many green trees were planted outside the fence. There was an aisle where people could walk, and there were several birds chirping in the sky, which made me want to see what the pond was like as soon as possible. When I entered the fence, we immediately began to catch fish. I caught two or three fish as soon as I caught it, and soon I caught a small bucket of fish. After a while, I caught it with a jerk. Wow! A shrimp, this shrimp is silvery white all over, with two whiskers sticking up high, as if to say, "Look at me!" " Suddenly, a white bird flew by. I asked my mother, "What kind of bird is this?" Mom said; "This is an egret.' A line of egrets goes to the sky' is about egrets." I asked again, "Is the sky dead?" Mom smiled and replied, "If you fly to the blue sky, how can you die?" I thought: I'm so funny, I can't even tell flying into the blue sky from dying, really! Later, we fished a lot of fish. Although the weather was very hot, we were still very happy. I thought: I will ask my mother to take me here to fish next time.

7. Today, the weather is sunny and there are no clouds in Wan Li. My father decided to take me to the "water park" for swimming. When I arrived at the water park, I saw, ah, so many people

are really crowded. My father and I went to play in the deep water. My father said, "You put on a life buoy and let's swim to see who can swim fast!" I immediately agreed. (My little girl thought she was a permanent member.) As a result, my father swam very fast, and in a short time, he left me a lot. I told him to swim slowly, but he didn't seem to hear anything, so he had to chase him. As a result, it took us a long time to catch up, and we went to shallow water to play. My father asked me to take a swimming ring and help me learn to swim with my hands. I was afraid of water and didn't learn it for a long time.

We went to take the big slide again. When we were about to fall into the water, my father held my nose and took a sip of water. I slapped my father angrily and vowed never to take this damn slide again. After two hours unconsciously, my father and I left the water park.

8. The summer vacation started today. Summer vacation is here, but what should we do in the summer vacation? I feel that I want to do something different, but I don't know where to start and where to end ... Maybe there is no beginning or end. Summer vacation is like this, so is life.

In children's eyes, society is always full of truth, goodness and beauty, and life is sweet and colorful. In the eyes of adults, society has two sides, truth, goodness and beauty, and false ugliness, and life has ups and downs. Why are there so many differences between adults and children's thoughts? There is only one conclusion: this is the most fundamental difference between maturity and immaturity.

in the world, everything has two sides. The rich experience of adults determines that they see things more comprehensively. And if children want to mature, they must go through some things. Some people say, "Life is a big training ground and a stage for honing people." On this special stage, everyone will encounter happy things and sad things. Sad things can make people suffer great pain, and happy things can make people have a good mood. If you face sad things all day, people will easily lose confidence and then give up on themselves, decadent and sink; However, in the face of happy events all day, people will be confused by the things in front of them, lack social experience and be easily deceived. Just as plants can't lack sunshine and rain, people can't lack happiness and sadness in their experiences.

9. During the summer vacation, I saw my mother always preoccupied and always looking in front of the mirror. I knew that my mother was worried about her gradually fat figure. Since the summer vacation, my mother's customers often invite my mother to dinner. I don't know how many calories these things have! Oh, yes. After Dae Jang Geum, my mother fell in love with Korean dramas. She watched them every night and stayed up until 1 o'clock every day. How can she get up early in the morning? Mom gets off work late and has no time to exercise at all. How can I make my mother slim?

I asked my mother to do aerobics first, which is actually a radio exercise. My mother was already panting in the middle of doing it. Next, she turned the hula hoop, and her mother took the extra-large hula hoop. I saw my mother kicking, bending over, twisting her neck, throwing her hands and doing every movement seriously. After a while, she was sweating all over. I quickly brought a towel and a water cup and said with concern, "All right, all right, let's call it a day." Mother wiped her sweat and drank the whole glass of water at once, which was a sigh of relief.

a week later, my mother stood on the stage and said. She shouted in surprise: "It's reduced, it's 1 kilogram!" "yeah! Lose weight successfully! " I cheered.

It turns out that as long as you can persist, you will definitely succeed in losing weight.

1. Of course, one of my favorite things to do during the summer vacation is watching Happy Boys. I like Chen Chusheng best. I think many people like him. Some people like his voice, some people like the way he holds a guitar, some people like his story, some people like him as a person ... I like him, but it seems that it is not because of anything, but because of everything.

When I saw him again, I was very attracted to him, because of his voice and the way he sang with his guitar and told stories with music. I remember that when I heard him sing, I was completely immersed. It seemed that you walked into his story, and it seemed that he walked into your heart. This feeling was not available to all the other players present at that time. Other players were simply listening mechanically when singing.

I like him more and more in later games. In the final between Chen Chusheng and Awakening, the fans were divided into two factions, the judges were divided into two factions, and the host seemed to be divided into two factions. After the final result came out, He Laoshi also said that Chen Chusheng was awake by mistake. Chen Chusheng and Awakening are two worlds apart, one selling lunch boxes and the other studying abroad. The final champion was Chen Chusheng, and I shouted happily, I won, and we Chu Sheng won.

In this world, I believe that everyone's persistence and hard work will be rewarded.

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