Are there any high-quality inversion jokes?

1 Germans like to brag about their manufacturing ability, while Americans like to brag about their creative ability.

One day, a German boasted to an American that our country has made a machine that can drive pigs in from here. As long as we press this red button, the canned pork will come out from there.

Americans say, what is this? Similar machines have been made in our country. But our machines are much more advanced. If you find that the canned food is not delicious, just press this green button and the pig will run out from here!

Two couples always say they have no sons. A wise man told them: from this month on, you don't have to pay the electricity bill, and you will definitely have a son next year.

I really don't understand how you like this old man. He is at least 30 years older than you. He can be your father.

To tell you the truth, he is my grandfather, my father's father, my uncle's father and my aunt's father!

He is a man who is loyal to love. He fell in love with a girl and will spend his life with her. He has suffered from beating Yuanyang. For his career, he had to travel thousands of miles. But he still promised that once his career was successful, he would definitely bring the little girl back for the second time. His name is Zhu Bajie.

Woman: Why are you shameless about buying delicious food for other women?

Man: That's my aunt. Shouldn't I buy it? It's you, holding hands with other boys.

Woman: He is my childhood friend. He and I just want to be good friends, not men and women.

Man: Can you let him hug you without feelings between men and women?

The mother-in-law next to her raised her hand to stop the war of words: OK, stop arguing. You were in this state before you got married, so you can't make a fuss every day after you get married.

I stood by and shook my head with a wry smile: hey, these three kindergarten children are playing house and playing very vividly. Who taught them?

When I was young, my teacher explained the meaning of "handsome" to us. I never understood. I asked what deskmate meant. When my deskmate looked at me with a mirror, at that moment, I fully understood.

I've always heard people call me baby recently, baby. You people are shameless. You are so old, and you still call me baby. You can't stand it. I am the only child. Don't shout. I hate you so much.

The teacher likes me very much. The teacher will call my name in every class. Is the teacher interested in me?

"Hui, get out of here."

People often say that I am handsome, and I always smile without saying a word. Unexpectedly, they actually said, "Look, he is more handsome when he smiles!" " "Well, there's nothing I can do!

I used to have eight ABS. When I patiently practiced to the ninth, I was possessed and became one!

When I was in middle school, a classmate often harassed 1 10 with a public phone booth.

The most common routine is "Hello, 1 10"? Can you arrive in five minutes? I ran away in three minutes, wow, hahahaha ~! "

The last conversation was like this,

"Hello, 1 10? Can you arrive in five minutes? " I haven't finished, but the girl opposite 1 10 replied.

"No, we'll be right there."

Before the buddy could react, he saw two policemen on the opposite road rushing towards it at a speed of 100 meters.

The next day, the school leaders received a notice and took the parents of the students to the police station to pick them up.

Diaosi: "I ... I ... I wrote you a 100 love letter, just to ask how you feel now?"

Goddess: "These love letters keep me warm." .....

Diaosi: "Really ... Really?"

Goddess: "Really, it just burns too fast."

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