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Ma Weidou: Jade has a "nine-hole plug", so you can't install a blind plate. Why are friends still in your mouth?
Ma Weidou also liked jade very much in his early years. He finally scraped a good piece of jade and was thinking about how to have fun. According to Ma Weidou, when he was young, he was fascinated by new things. Even in the dead of night, he will get up and watch the night with his clever mind. With the growth of age, Ma Weidou has changed a lot, and his obsession with jade is not as severe as before.
Ma Weidou said he didn't want to wear anything on his arm, which was very uncomfortable. Therefore, nothing is light in Ma Weidou. Apart from Ma Weidou's personal habits, there is also the fact that jade is exquisite and really can't cure vegetables. Ma Weidou pointed out that before the Han Dynasty, jade had "nine tricks", which was a symbol of identity and status. The ancients paid attention to funerals and looked forward to enjoying the splendor after death. On the one hand, the purpose of Jiuqiao plug is to prevent the body from venting, on the other hand, it also reflects the high-standard courtesy to the tomb owner.
Generally speaking, jade is both ignorant and hand-held, with different shapes. Anyway, after the ancients died, they paid great attention. Get to the point, because of the particularity of the nine tricks, this determines that you can't just play. Because you don't know where the jade you got came from. It can be seen that the funeral culture of the ancients is still extensive and profound, and it is also a science.
However, many friends around Ma Weidou rub their faces every day in pursuit of patina. It's not enough to rub your face, but also put jade in your mouth. Ma Weidou kindly advised, but people still wouldn't listen. Therefore, this is also a very embarrassing thing. In fact, there are many embarrassing things, but most people don't realize it. The reason for this is that cultural literacy and collection theory are not enough.
It can be seen that collection is a high-end field that pays attention to cultural literacy. Without culture, it is a joke. We also have to admire Ma Weidou's cultural accomplishment, which shows us a colorful cultural river and lake. It is worth mentioning that Ma Weidou had a jade pig hand, which belonged to the Western Han Dynasty and was used for funeral. As for the origin of value geometry, Ma Weidou didn't reveal much.
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