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What "poisoned chicken soup" have you drunk that misled you?
This is not a kind of wisdom. This bowl of chicken soup is dry. It's not terrible to find your spiritual failure. The terrible thing is that you still believe this sentence! He ate your conscience! Many people like to travel, share their experiences and watch them spend all their money on travel. Life hasn't changed since I came back. I am relieved! Every time I find the key to success, I find that someone has changed the lock cylinder. Sometimes you don't know what despair is until you work hard. Girls who like to laugh are not bad luck, but I am telling the truth. If a girl is unlucky, I don't know how she can laugh.
? It is said that women chase men's sandwich yarn unless men already like you. Otherwise, what separates them is basically barbed wire or electrified barbed wire. Generally speaking, you won't meet love in the corner, only beggars. My face is perfect as long as it can cover two places! One is the right side of the face, and the other is the left side. If someone asks me: How did you spend those hard years? I think I only have one answer: I have strong spiritual strength to support me. The name of this power is "Dare to die". When I was lovelorn, many young people thought that the whole world had abandoned me.
Don't be silly, the world doesn't need you at all. Life will make you miserable for a while. Once you get used to it, you will endure it for a lifetime. You have nothing, you are still sick! You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I don't see how good you are! Obviously, you can rely on your face to eat, but you need to rely on talent. This is obviously the gap between you and! Stop-and-go travel. Waiting for you to come back, waiting for you is a day's trip to eat soil! God gave you an ugly appearance and a low IQ, just for fear that you would be uncoordinated!
? Looking back, do you find yourself missing a lot? I'm sorry. Don't worry, you'll lose more in the future. There are two kinds of tragedies, one is called tragedy, and the other is called no money. Don't complain that life can't find the right person. There are four multiple-choice questions, and you can't find the right answer! Once upon a time, the traffic was slow and the letters were far away, only enough for one person to love one person, but many concubines could be accommodated. Who says that whoever makes up his mind can get everything? Lu Xinghe has asked for marriage 56 times, which is not as good as Huai Yu's I'm Late. Girls are beautiful only when they are confident, and girls who are not confident are beautiful! It takes 8 1 for a good man to become a Buddha, and the bad man just puts down his butcher's knife. I think you drank the "poisoned chicken soup" that misled you.
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