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What should my wife do if she is angry and doesn't talk? I want the most effective method. thank you ! !

Brother, I can see that you are a very real person. In fact, it should be fun for couples to be together. Your wife wants you to say something nice to make her happy, not a lie, but the way or content of your speech need not be too rigid, just like a very straightforward sentence with some rhetoric is always better. Hug more every day, find some jokes between husband and wife for her, buy some snacks she likes from time to time, and allow travel if possible. In short, husband and wife should not be too rigid, which can satisfy her little vanity. Classic sweet talk amuses his wife.

First, you are my heart, you are my liver and you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach. You are my lungs. I will collapse if I can't see your smile!

Husband: Don't be angry with your wife. I will never quarrel with you again. I will love you and make you the third happiest person in the world!

Wife: The third happiness? Even if you are the first happiness, I am the second happiness! ... hum!

Husband: You are the third happiness and I am the second happiness. Our baby is the first happiness.

Don't be angry, wife. I will listen to you in the future. I won't talk back to you. I want to wash clothes. I'll cook. I'll mop the floor. I will make money. I'll take care of it when I earn it. Smile.

If I were an ancient emperor, people would ask me whether I love my country or my wife. I will definitely choose to love my wife.

Honey ... I'm really stupid. You're angry. I don't know how to make you happy, but you are really the most beautiful in my heart.

The woman with the gentlest temper, the best cooking, the brightest mop, the cleanest clothes and the best housekeeper is really lucky to marry you. Really happy.

Don't be angry, wife. Didn't you fancy that dress? I'll buy it tomorrow. I want the hat you like. I will also pull your hair with you. I'll take you to KFC. I will buy you a flower every day. I will do anything for you. Smile!

Honey, don't cry. You know, if you cry for one minute, my life will be shortened by one day. If you want me to die early, you can cry for a few days.

You've been crying for hours now, and I'll live a few months less. Honey, I'm leaving first. But it can be redeemed. Because every minute you laugh, I live another day.

Although you cry beautifully, don't be angry, but according to scientific proof, angry crying will make people get old quickly and become unattractive.

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How old are you? Why aren't you beautiful? I will love you as always. But you like beautiful ones yourself. So you can't cry in the future.

Don't be sad, wife. Actually, I really love you. I really love you. Just like mice love rice, like wolves love sheep, like fish can't live without water, like beggars love chicken legs, like Yang Guo loves little dragon girls, like you love money. ...

Smile, wife, I'll make you some poems!

Money is precious, but life is more expensive. If it's for your wife, you can throw them both away.

Born as a wife, died as a ghost!

Wife's wife is really beautiful, with watery eyes, small cherry mouth and slender legs. Better than a beautiful wife. The wife is standing on the stage. Miss world sighs!