Classic joke (1-5)

The scholar was nearly seventy years old and suddenly gave birth to a son. Born in age, that is, named age. A little later, I gave birth to another son, who seems to be able to read and learn by name. The next year, another son was born. He smiled and said, "It's a joke to have a baby at such a big age." Because of the name "joke". When they were old and had nothing to do, they all ordered to go to the mountains to collect firewood and go home. The husband asked, "Who has more firewood for the third son?" The wife said, "As you get older, you have no knowledge at all, but you have the burden of jokes."

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There is a scholar who is nearly seventy years old. His wife suddenly gave birth to a son. She named him "Age" because she was old enough to have a son. Before long, another son was born. He looks like a scholar, so he named him "Xue Xue". In the third year, another son was born. The scholar smiled and said, "It's a joke to have a son at such a big age." So he named it "Joke". The three sons had nothing to do when they grew up, so the scholar asked them to go into the mountains to get firewood. When they came back, the husband asked his wife, "Which of the three people has more firewood?" The wife said, "When I am old, I have no knowledge at all, but jokes are a burden."

original text

A guest stayed for lunch, but his guest spit out a bowl without adding any rice. The guest wanted to let the host know, but pretended to say, "So-and-so has a house to sell." Therefore, he said to his master, "The rafters are so big." The host saw that there was no rice in the bowl and asked the boy to add it. Because he asked the guest, "Does he want geometry?" The guest said, "Since we have food to eat, we won't sell it."

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A man left a guest for lunch. The guest has finished a bowl, and no one has given him more rice. The guest wants to let the host know, so he pretends to say, "So-and-so has a house to sell." Then he deliberately pointed the bowl mouth at the owner and said, "The rafters are as thick as the bowl mouth." The host saw that there was no rice in the bowl, so he quickly called the servant to add rice to him. Immediately ask the guest, "How much does he sell?" The guest replied, "Since we have food to eat, we won't sell it."

original text

An Weng said, "My family has three daughters-in-law, all of whom are extremely filial. The eldest daughter-in-law was afraid that I would be soft-spoken, so she added salt when she saw me enter the door. My second daughter-in-law is afraid of my loneliness and often plays bamboo drums with me. The third daughter-in-law is more filial. She heard that' eat less at night and live to ninety-nine'. So don't have breakfast with me. "

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An old man said, "My family has three daughters-in-law, all of whom are very filial. The eldest daughter-in-law is afraid that I will be soft-spoken. As soon as I came in, she put more salt into the dish. The second daughter-in-law is afraid of my loneliness and often plays bamboo drums for me. Third daughter-in-law is filial. I heard that' eat less at night and live to ninety-nine.' So, don't even give me breakfast. "

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The dog left with a silver ingot in his mouth. People fed him meat, covered him with clothes and threw him down. People call dogs and say, "Bastard, you still don't give up. You don't like eating, and you can't wear it. What's the use of this money? "

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A dog picked up a silver ingot and ran away. People fed it meat, but it still didn't spill it. Then covered with clothes, the dog ran away. The man said to the dog, "beast, why are you so reluctant?" It's neither delicious nor durable. What's the use of desperately asking for this money? "

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When a person goes to the toilet, there is a woman in the toilet first. I accidentally lost the clean paper because I said, "If you are interested, I will be my wife." People smell it, that is, for their own use, and pass it from the wall. Go directly to the women's network. The man sighed: "Although the marriage is settled, how can this debt be paid off?"

To annotate ...

① Meridian: Same as "diameter".

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A man went to the toilet, and the toilet next door occupied a woman first. The woman just dropped the toilet paper and said, "Give me the toilet paper if you are interested, and I will be his woman." After the man heard it, he immediately handed the toilet paper he had used to the woman through the gap in the toilet wall. The woman cleaned up and left. The man sighed and said, "Although the marriage is fixed, how can this debt be wiped clean?"

From Xiao's Guang Lin Collection.