Seek jokes that are suitable for telling in public. As for the score, I will never be stingy!

1, cats and pigs are good friends. One day, the cat fell into the hole. The pig brought a bundle of rope. The cat was very happy and said to the pig, "Put down the rope quickly." "Well, good!" Then, the pig dropped a bundle of rope. This cat is very embarrassed ... "You dropped all the ropes, how can you pull me up?" "Then what should I do?" "You should grab one end of the rope ..." Before the words were finished, the pig jumped down, grabbed one end of the rope and said to the cat, "Great! ! ... "The cat cried. ...

2. One day, A Dai was playing with his mobile phone in class and happened to be found by the head teacher patrolling outside the classroom. The head teacher sent a short message to A Dai on his mobile phone: "Why don't you listen carefully?" "Who are you?" "Look out the window." After reading it, A Dai secretly replied, "Thank you for reminding me. Talk to you later. Our class teacher is watching at the window! "

She has been thinking about him for four years. When she graduated, she finally got up the courage and asked him if he could take her to the station. He agreed, with his usual laziness and informality "Something has dropped." He asked. "If you leave anything behind, it's yours." She said absently. Along the way, she looked in a trance and hesitated several times. When the car was about to leave, he suddenly hugged her hard and threw the bag into the car. "Hey, Bao, you left your master behind!" "

4. Suddenly ... I swallowed it decisively and didn't pay attention! ! ! ! (Take this time to type out your favorite jokes ...) Ten people go to a restaurant for dinner. ... the food is delicious and everyone wants more. Finally, a dessert was served. Maybe there is something wrong with the restaurant. There were ten people for dinner, but there were eleven for dessert. Everyone thought it was delicious after eating … but there was only one left on the plate. Everyone wants to eat it, but they are embarrassed to start. At this time, the light suddenly went dark, and only a scream came from the darkness, and the light came on again. I saw … nine forks stuck in one hand …

After work, several computers get together to fight the landlord. The water dispenser should also be played. It loses every time, but it still insists on participating every day. The sofa didn't understand, so she asked the chair, "The water dispenser is lost every day. Why are you still playing so hard? " ? The chairman replied, are you out of your mind to ask such a question?

6. Mr. Chen takes his daughter to the shopping center. Many people have been separated. Mr. Chen looked around and was very worried. He heard the broadcast: "Chen XX, your mother is waiting for you at the service desk in 1 building. Please ... "Mr. Chen wondered why the child's name was the same as his own. My daughter was waiting there when I went to the first floor. Ask him, "Why don't you tell Mr. Chen XX that your daughter is waiting for you on the first floor?" Answer: "I'm afraid some bad guys will hear me and pretend to be my parents and take me away by force ..."?