A joke about calling mom.

One day, a kitten, a puppy, a chicken and a duckling were chatting.

The kitten said, "My mother calls me a kitten, which is nice!" " "

Tutu said, "My mother calls me Tutu, which is nice!" "

The puppy said, "My mother calls me a puppy, which is nice!" " "

The duckling said, "My mother calls me a duckling, which is nice!" " "

The chicken said, "... you first, I'll go first. "

Another day, they are talking about another topic

The kitten said, "I am a son of a bitch." Listen! " "

The chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch." Listen! " "

The rabbit said, "I am a rabbit." Listen! " "

The duckling said, "I am a son of a bitch. I am very nice!" " "

The dog said, "... you first, I walked first. "

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