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"I'm so hungry, I feel like I can eat a cow now!" Beggar a said.
"Me too. I'm starving. If the pole in front of us can eat, I can definitely eat from the root to the top. " Beggar b is not to be outdone.
They passed a pub, and I don't know who was drunk in the pub. Maybe the wind cooled the stomach and left vomit in front of the pub. Two beggars stared blankly at the vomit.
"To tell you the truth, I really want to eat this vomit." Beggar A just said.
"I'm hungry too, but that's someone else's vomit. It's disgusting. " Beggar b is a little embarrassed.
"I don't care, do you eat or not?" , a beggar asked.
"It's disgusting. If you don't eat, you will be a beggar! " Beggar b is righteous and upright.
"Can I eat alone? ! "After that, Beggar A leaned down and began to eat vomit.
After a while, beggar A finished eating, and the two continued to stroll forward.
It may be the winter. The vomit is too cold. Beggar A's stomach seemed a little overwhelmed, but he still held back, but it was vomit after all. Beggar a can't help feeling sick at the thought. Beggar B is even more hungry and has some regrets.
After a while, beggar A couldn't help it. "Wow ... wow ..." Beggar A also vomited.
At this time, Beggar B quickly leaned down and began to eat Beggar A's vomit.
"Hey, hey, aren't you sick? Why do you also eat vomit? " Beggar a asked puzzled.
"Idiot, I have principles. I only eat spicy food. Besides, isn't this stall more than that just now? " Beggar b said without looking up.
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