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A man in Zhengzhou visited a foot bath shop and asked four female technicians to massage him together. What happened?

A man in Zhengzhou visited a foot massage shop at the invitation of a friend. After the friend promised to treat him, he waved his hand and invited four female technicians to massage him. Unexpectedly, he fell asleep later and woke up in the middle of the night. My friend didn't pay the bill, so in the end he had to pay the bill himself and then went home in despair. He didn't know how to explain it to his wife. It's really a strange thing in the world. A man in Zhengzhou fell asleep while visiting a pedicure shop

At first, the man went out to eat with his friends. The two went to a restaurant to have a long talk and drank a lot of liquor. After the meal, the friend She said that she wanted to invite the man to a foot massage shop. The man thought that it was a friend's treat and he didn't have to spend money. He had already wanted to go to a foot massage shop for a massage, so he agreed to the friend's invitation.

Originally, a foot massage is a very pleasant thing, but the man did not expect that he would be deceived. The man excitedly went to the pedicure shop with his friend. Along the way, the two chatted like brothers and were extremely excited. When they arrived at the pedicure shop, my friend generously called a massage technician to perform massage and pedicure services for the two of them. The man was enjoying a comfortable massage when his friend suddenly said that he had something to do at his company and needed to go back to deal with it, and asked the man to stay and continue the massage. The friend would settle the bill for the massage.

This man was also very funny. After his friend left, he did stay and continue the massage, and even ordered four female technicians to massage him together. This is simply a "blessing for everyone", and the man is very happy and excited, because after all, he is not spending his own money, and who doesn't like free services. Looking at the beautiful massage technician, the man couldn't help himself.

Unexpectedly, under the masseur's comfortable techniques and the hypnosis of alcohol, the man gradually lost consciousness. I slept like this in the pedicure shop until the latter half of the night. When the man woke up and found that it was already late at night, he hurriedly got up and prepared to go home, but was stopped by the front desk and said that he had not paid the bill yet. The man was stunned for a moment. His friend said he had already paid the bill. Could it be that the boss wanted to blackmail him? After verification, it was determined that the bill had not been settled. In desperation, the man could only pay for himself. At this time, the man not only lost money, but also faced a major problem: how to explain to his wife that he would not come home in the middle of the night. The man stole the chicken but lost the rice, so he had to pay for himself

Originally, the man wanted to take advantage of his friend. After his friend promised to pay the bill, he enjoyed it lavishly, but in the end he had to pay for his own behavior. , it can be said that if you fail to steal the chicken, you will lose the rice. It can be seen that this kind of behavior of taking advantage is fruitless. I was excited to take advantage, but in the end I lost my wife and lost the army. So it is better for people to keep their feet on the ground and walk by the river often. Maybe one day Gudong fell into the river.

This man is really weird. One masseur is not enough, so he calls 4 masseurs to serve him. He is not greedy enough. When he arrives at the pedicure shop, he follows the Kowloon chair, as if he is an emperor. Yes, so many people still need to serve him. In the final analysis, it is still a man's desire to save face. He is generally confident, but he still wants to enjoy himself even if he has no money, pretending to be rich. In the end, you have to blame yourself, which is quite normal. Who would have thought that those 4 masseurs and ladies would work together, and the customer who worked so hard to massage would be a weakling who is strong on the outside but weak on the inside. Before the massage, he was full of style, but in the end he was timid and wanted to escape the order. The ladies were also very pitiful. In the end, the man paid for his high consumption, and the result was unexpected and reasonable

The man was dissatisfied and guessed that the man liked to eat, drink and have fun. After drinking heavily with friends, he went to a pedicure shop and enjoyed himself quite a lot. Calling four female technicians to give him massages in one breath also brought the "face culture" to the extreme, but he was short of money and careless in making friends. The result of the whole incident can be said to be both unexpected and reasonable. This is the point of shooting oneself in the foot.

Therefore, this incident warns us that if you don’t have the emperor’s destiny, don’t suffer from the emperor’s disease. If you want to enjoy it, prepare sufficient expenses. If you don’t have the expenses, don’t think about being a big boss, otherwise it will really feel like a slap in the face. It's quite embarrassing. Of course, don't think about using your friend's money for nothing. No one is a fool. Why should you spend other people's money to enjoy yourself? If you know how to take advantage, others will also know how to take advantage.