The bastard’s funny remark

Tortoise, originally a common name for turtle, later became a collective name for turtles and turtles. It is also a curse word that is widely circulated nowadays.

Below is a collection of funny sayings about tortoises that I have collected. Everyone is welcome to read and refer to them! The tortoise's funny post-partition 1

01. The tortoise carries two drums - one in front of the person and one behind the person

02. The tortoise has a boil on his butt - bad rules (bad tortoise)

03. Bastard's butt - regulations

04. Bastard standing on his head - there is a rule above (referring to the regulations from superiors)

05. Bastard standing on top A little tortoise - there are new regulations above

06. The tortoise does somersaults - regulations one after another

07. An eight and a half kilogram turtle swallows a big weight - cruel Bastard

08. The thing under the turtle-bastard!

09. The big cart pulls the tortoise - to carry you

10. The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly - the heart of the turtle is like an arrow (the turtle's heart is like an arrow)

11 , Tortoise drills into the fire kang - holding his breath and setting fire to the fire

12. Catching Tortoise in the water tank - grasping at hand

13. The Tortoise's solution to the element - rules (turtle lift)

14. The big teapot is promoted to the boss; the leg-wrapped cloth is used as a filial hat; the tortoise pays homage to the Jade Emperor; he takes a helicopter to reach the sky in one step

15. The tortoise loves the tortoise—their smells are similar

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16. The tortoise eats the tortoise, and Mr. Bao settles the case - the six relatives disown

17. The tortoise turns into an eel - disarms and returns to the fields

18. The tortoise eats the dragonfly - shows his face

19. Two tortoises bowed to each other - must be respectful

20. The eight and a half kilogram old turtle swallowed a weighing weight - the cruel tortoise

21. The eight and a half kilogram old turtle swallowed a weight The first prize in the tortoise's eight-and-a-half kilograms - the tortoise lift is not small; the rules are not small

23. The tortoise's eight and a half kilograms Tie an eagle to the leg - you can't fly if you want, and you can't crawl if you want to

24. The tortoise finds a turtle relative - a good match

25. The tortoise is the number one scholar - rules; turtle Lift

26. The toad and the tadpole run after the fish - pretending to be the grandson of the tortoise

27. The tortoise Laluqi - rolling, crawling; rolling and rolling Climb

28. A tortoise eats a weighing weight - he is determined; he is determined

29. Raising a tortoise in a jar - he has little future

30. Caught a tortoise in a jar - not running away; unable to run; easily caught

31. A tortoise turned over - all fours in the air

32. A tortoise in the river climbed ashore - Liang Appearance

33. Buy a tortoise for two cents - nobility is not a thing

34. A tortoise on a string of wicker strings - a kind of sub-goods

35. Tortoise pull The reel - rolling and crawling

36. The tortoise hits the bridge pile - holding his breath secretly

37. The tortoise is raised in the tank - the more he is raised, the more he lives; the more he is raised, the more he is raised; Getting more and more twitchy; deliberately suppressing people

38. Buying a pig head to catch a tortoise - not enough capital; not enough capital

39. Tortoise's brother - tortoise

40. The tortoise stole the watermelon - rolling and crawling

41. The tortoise fell into the stove - suffocating and angry

42. The tortoise came out of the water - exposed Nose; show your nose

43. The younger brother of the Seventh Prince - the Bastard

44. The Bastard eats the dregs of the bowl - spits out porcelain; spits out words

45. Light a candle on the tortoise shell - the bright tortoise

46. Look at the tortoise through the crack in the door - the true shape is revealed; the round shape is revealed

47. The tortoise's son ——Guisun

48. The bastard looks at the egg—I am eager to look forward to my child

49. The mud bastard’s butt—

- Soil regulations; earth turtle butt

50. A tortoise bites - hold it in its mouth

51. A tortoise who falls into a hot pot of soup - cannot run away

52. Raising a tortoise in a jar - the more you raise it, the more it will squirm

53. Put a knife in the tortoise's back - no bleeding

54. Catching a tortoise in the basin - a sure shot

55. The tortoise looks at the cutworm - stare at the small eyes

56. The tortoise's fighting style - turned over

57. The old turtle's back Son - pretending to be a tortoise

58. Tortoise eats Yuanxiao - little bastard

59. Tortoise falls into the soup pot - plops before death

60. The tortoise in the kitchen vat - eat as you please

61. Wu Dalang sells the tortoise - self-expression

62. Eat the tortoise with banana and soy sauce - turtle taste; returning taste

63. The belly of the tortoise - specifications; the turtle's diaphragm

64. The tortoise caught in the river - cheating; catching a turtle

65. The tortoise ate the weighing rod - swallowed Xing'er

66. The tortoise sells a fence - made by turtles

67. Feed the tortoise with mung beans - just the right material

68. Iron tongs The bastard's head is stuck - he wants to shrink but can't move in; he wants to be slippery and he can't get out of the bastard's funny post-part 2

1. The bastard eats wicker - his stomach is full of making up things; his mouth can make up things

2. The tortoise eats watermelon - rolling; crawling; rolling and crawling

3. The tortoise's neck - can be extended: can be retracted; retracted

4. The tortoise's butt - regulations (turtle buttocks)

5. The tortoise's belly is stuck with chicken feathers - the turtle's (return) heart is like an arrow

6. The tortoise's belly is stuck with chicken feathers - - Returning (turtle) with a heart like an arrow

7. Put a wax skewer on the tortoise cover - the ghost (turtle) is on fire

8. The tortoise worships gods - it cannot be put on the table; Can't get on the stage

9. The tortoise looks at mung beans - he is blind to earth

10. The tortoise carries the fork - he feels that he is bright

11. The tortoise eats Melon - the seeds are popular

12. The tortoise climbs the threshold - just watch the drop

13. The tortoise encounters hail when he comes ashore - shrinks back

14. The tortoise laughs at the turtle - each other; the same as each other

15. The soft-shell turtle eats charcoal - the black-hearted tortoise

16. Jiang Taigong fishes for the tortoise - those who wish to stretch their necks

17. The tadpole follows the turtle - the grandson who pretends to be a bastard

18. The bastard in the pocket - a coward

19. The old turtle swallows the weight - cruel The tortoise

20. The rat pulls the tortoise - can't find the head

21. The tortoise hangs on the beam - the four legs are helpless

22. The tortoise wears a wicker - - A bunch of bad stuff

23. Catfish looks for catfish, and tortoises look for tortoises - birds of a feather flock together

24. Crabs get married - all tortoises

25. Catching a tortoise in a buckwheat field - a sure shot

26. A tortoise in a water jar - blind bumping; a blind collision

27. A tortoise carrying two drums - one in front of the person and one behind the person One side

28. The tortoise eats firecrackers - suffocating and angry

29. The tortoise eats weights - becomes determined

30. The tortoise has a heart - straight rectum Belly; can't hold anything back

31. The tortoise bites his finger - refuses to let go

32. The tortoise is beaten with a stick - shrinks head

33. The tortoise takes a photo Mirror - turtle-shaped (.)

34. The tortoise drilled the mouse hole - probably (covering) difficult to handle

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, The tortoise sits on the stove and kang - holding in his breath and getting angry

36. The tortoise makes a report - holding back his (turtle) sound and holding back his breath

37. The tortoise sits in confinement - the end (Play) Eggs

38. The tortoise has sores on his butt - rotten rules; rotten turtle butt

39. Fish eat fish, shrimps eat shrimps, turtles eat tortoise - they don't recognize their relatives

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40. The tortoise has an advertisement on his back - the brand is strong

41. The tortoise gets into the kang hole - he is holding his breath and angry

42. The tortoise falls into the ashes - - Suffocate the fire and hold your breath

43. The tortoise sheds tears - don't be sad; the turtle is sad

44. The tortoise eats bamboo poles - the belly is full of making up things; the belly makes up; the mouth can make up

45. The soft-shell turtle follows the tortoise - walking in a regular manner; the turtle walks in a regular manner

46. The tortoise bites the grate - it is wide and wide; combing the shell

47 , The tortoise touches the bridge pier - dare not show his head

48. The toad follows the tuan fish - he is willing to be the grandson of the tortoise

49. The turtle eats the weight - the iron-hearted tortoise

50. The tortoise eats pepper - numb claws; the claws are numb; the claws are numb

51. The tortoise who fell into the hot soup - is in a hurry

52. The tortoise's Glasses - own scale; own turtle mill

53. Ping pong across the river - pretending to be a bastard

54. Turtle scolding bastard - each other

55. Wu Dalang sells sauerkraut - the tortoise is excited; the coward makes lala soup

56. The tortoise gnaws watermelon - rolling and crawling

57. The tortoise's fence - made by turtles

58. The trouble caused by the tortoise's claws - he can't help himself; he can't help himself to cover it up

59. The drowned tortoise - can't run away

60. The tortoise beats the drum—knocks randomly

61. The tortoise who takes the bait—cannot escape

62. The turtle catcher goes into the pond— — Not only did it frighten the tortoise, it also made the eel anxious; It frightened the tortoise, and it also made the eel anxious; It frightened the tortoise, and it also made the eel anxious

63. Little tortoise’s butt——New Turtle butt; new rules

64. The tortoise laughs and crawls on the turtle - the same as each other; each other

65. The riverside boy marries a wife - marries the tortoise with Leer

66. The tortoise in the ashes - unable to crawl

67. The tortoise fell into the stove pit - both suffocating and angry

68. The tortoise dug into the mud - no trace Lu

69. Take a seat with the bastard - behave yourself; treat you as a human being