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Ancient poetry is a joke.

If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, (please don't tell him) peacocks fly southeast, (I chase after them) clear water produces hibiscus, (troubled times produce heroes) the balcony outside the mountain, (the strong have their own strong hands) the poor are immune, (the rich have wives and concubines) (as long as they look like Saddam Hussein), everyone knows you. Married men never sleep, spoiled wives never sleep. Clear water produces hibiscus, and I hope people will last for a long time. I advised God to stand up again. (God yelled at me three times) I was born useful. (At the critical moment, I showed my magical power.) Clear water gave birth to a lotus. (Sewage gave birth to a lotus.) I worked as a hero (my mother was full of charm), and I went to Qian Fan on the side of a sunken ship. There are also (there are many tricks to be complacent). Since ancient times, no one has died in life, (just in order) a fairy cave in the sky and (a black hole in the ground). The sea rises, the moon rises, and such a bright line sleeps soundly with Li Bai at the foot of my bed. Looking at a leopard in a tube, (it startled me) Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead-there are people accompanying wine and luminous cups on the way to the grave (there are many beautiful women). Wildfire never completely devours them. Ask what love is in the world. Everything has its vanquisher. ) Mayflies shake trees. (The frog hits the mountain. A river flows eastward. (Millions of lions cross the river. ).。 . Shoot the horse first, hit the man first. "Learning is long, it's always a pity to turn back. It's not good to give one more branch. While a person is watching (the couple are safe) (the wedding night), the monk knocks on the door of the moon: the moonlight shines in its pine forest: the killer jumps on the tree (positive solution: there are crystal stones in its stream), the snow makes the pine tree stronger, (the mad dog bites more crazily) it is not frozen, (where is King Kong? When the mountain flowers are in full bloom, I will try my best to pick them! ) The golden monkey rose up, which was great. (Killed a Bai Gujing) (Positive solution: Yuyu clarified the love of Wanli) Lengtang Du Heying, (Hotpot rinse goose intestines). The sky is wild, and the wind and grass show cattle and sheep. (Heavenly spirit, monsters are obvious. ) I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, (I go to sleep after laughing)