Please tell two jokes that you think are the most classic, and they must be classic; Forget any cold jokes or nonsense.

Americans, Japanese and China explore together.

Caught by cannibal tribes in the virgin forest

On that day, the tribal chief was a vegetarian and promised not to eat them, but everyone had to suffer 100.

Before being hit by a board, you can grant each of them a wish.

The American first lay down and said, "My wish is to put ten cushions on my ass."

But the 100 board still knocked him out. Before he fainted, he shouted:

"We Americans are the most innovative!"

The second one is Japanese, and his wish is to put ten mattresses on his ass.

Results 100 board didn't hurt him at all. He got up and said with a smile:

"We Japanese are the best imitators and the most progressive!"

Finally, the Chinese came, only to hear his unhurried said:

"My wish is to put the Japanese on my ass! ! ! And face up. "

Three hungry Germans met a wild boar in the forest:

On the first day, they will study and formulate a detailed plan to kill pigs.

The next day, they will organize the hunting as planned.

On the third day, they will eat wild boar and leave the forest silently.

It was not until several years later that people found a lost pig in the forest.

Three hungry Japanese met a wild boar in the forest:

On the first day, they will immediately jump on the wild boar and gang rape it.

The next day, they will chop the wild boar and coat it with green mustard to eat raw.

On the third day, they will write a textbook entitled: "Help wild boar in the forest to build a happy paradise."

Three hungry Americans met a wild boar in the forest:

On the first day, they will spend the whole day discussing whether to hunt wild boar.

The next day, they will tell the world that wild boar is a horrible cannibal, and if it is not eaten, the consequences will be unimaginable. They will also warn the wild boar that if it does not leave the forest within 24 hours, it will be extinct.

In the early morning of the third day, they will rush in and raze the pig pen to the ground, take the wild boar and the whole forest as their own, and then collect relevant evidence that the wild boar eats people.

Three hungry Englishmen met a wild boar in the forest:

On the first day, they will ask Americans about their views and attitudes towards wild boar.

The next day, they announced to the world that they firmly supported the American decision.

On the third day, they will bravely charge the wild boar behind the Americans, and then they will share the leftover pork eaten by the Americans.

Three hungry Arabs met a wild boar in the forest:

On the first day, they sent a man to tie explosives, pretend to be a wild boar and blow up the pigsty.

The next day, they sent another man to tie explosives and kill wild boar with pork bombs.

On the third day, the remaining one began to flee and went into exile in the forest for fear of taking the fall.

Three hungry China people met a wild boar in the forest:

On the first day, the elders among them will talk about the dialectical relationship between people and wild boar, the importance of eating pork, how to embody the characteristics of killing pigs in China and the superiority of killing pigs in China.

The next day, the elders made a mobilization report before hunting wild boar, as well as the requirements and overall strategic deployment of this hunting, which once again emphasized the importance of hunting wild boar. After the meeting, discuss in groups and take turns to speak, so as to thoroughly understand the spirit of the meeting.

On the third day, the major media were informed that the delegations had set off a new upsurge in learning the spirit of killing pigs.

A few days later, people rescued three hungry China people in the forest.