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Liu Bei is obviously from Youzhou, why did he go to Yizhou in the southwest to establish his country?

My late master was very interesting when he was a child. There is a mulberry tree near his home. This mulberry tree looks like a hood from a distance. Neighbors and people in the past said that this tree is not a mortal thing.

When I was a child, I played with my children under the tree and pointed to the mulberry tree and said, "I must take such a feather car in the future." Hearing this, my late father Liu said, "Don't talk nonsense, it will harm us. You son of a bitch say anything crazy again, and I'll slap your head. " Therefore, Liu Bei has a soft spot for cars. If he had a car, he would definitely travel all over the country.

Of course, this is just a joke. If you want to know why Liu Bei went to the southwest to establish the country, you still have to start with Liu Bei's early experience. Twenty-year-old Liu Beiping, who was active in destroying the Yellow Scarf Army, became a county commandant. Later, the three brothers drank and beat Du You, and then fled to Gongsun Zan. Later, with Qingzhou secretariat and Jizhou Yuan Shao, he made many achievements and was promoted to plain county magistrate. Kong Rong was surrounded by the Yellow Scarf Army, so he quickly sent someone to ask Liu Bei for help.

Liu Bei has a runny nose and tears. In fact, there are people in this world who know me. So he sent 3000 soldiers to the North Sea to rescue with Taishi Ci. Later, Prime Minister Cao attacked Xuzhou, and Xuzhou herdsmen sent people to Qingzhou Secretariat for help. Liu Bei and Qingzhou secretariat Tian Ji went to Xuzhou for rescue! Cao Cao's lair was ended by Lu Bu, so he had to go back. Seal Wei Liu Yuzhou secretariat, make it keep Xiao Pei.

Tao Qian was seriously ill and asked Liu Bei to be the master of Xuzhou. After several delays, Liu Bei took over Xuzhou. At this time, Liu Huangshu was the first real diaosi counterattack, enjoying the benefits of a big family. The following is Liu Huangshu's small plan to speed up his travel around the country. In the first year of Jian 'an, Yuan Shu's army attacked Xuzhou, and Liu Bei contended with Yuan Shu. Who knows that the rear was attacked by Lu Bu, so after some discussion, Liu Bei was defeated and went to Xudu to go to Cao Cao. Liu Huangshu's personality charm is so strong that he can eat anywhere.

Cao Cao also went to the emperor's table, asked him to be a Yuzhou shepherd, and gave him horses and hay. Jian 'an for three years, was named General Zuo. After four years of Jian 'an, he returned to Xiaopei, and Guan Yu stayed behind, preparing to unite Yuan Shao against Cao Cao. Almost became a climate! In the fifth year of Jian 'an, the Zhao incident was exposed, and Cao Cao personally conquered Liu Bei. Liu Bei was defeated and fled to Qingzhou, and Guan Yu was captured alive. Five years after Jian 'an, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and others met. I also know that Yuan Shao is not a master of success, so I will continue to travel.

Six years after Jian 'an, he defected to Liu Biao. In the twelfth year of Jian 'an, Zhuge Liang was deceived into a mountain village and came out to travel with him! Thirteen years of Jian 'an, "Battle of Red Cliffs"! Liu Huangshu was tired, so he borrowed Sun Quan's Jiangling to have a rest. In the sixteenth year of Jian 'an, Liu Zhang led the wolf into the room. Liu Zhang and Liu Bei bit each other for three years. In the 19th year of Jian 'an, Liu Zhang surrendered and Liu Bei entered Shu! Liu Huangshu finally tore up his ticket and arrived at his destination! Zhang Wu lived for three years and ended his journey at the age of sixty-three. Liu Bei: "There are beautiful scenery in Shu. Do you want to travel together? "