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Funny joke: Mom, why do you always buy eggplant when Dad is not at home?

Funny joke:

Son: Mom, why do you always buy eggplant when Dad is not at home?

Mom: Because your father doesn't like eggplant, I won't buy it when he is at home!

Son: But I haven't seen you fire either.

Mom: Silly boy, don't you hate eating eggplant the most?

Son: Yes, why did you buy it?

Mom: No way. Mom likes it ... Mom will only secretly "eat" it after you fall asleep. .....

Son: When Dad was at home, did you secretly eat eggplant behind his back?

Mom: No, although my father doesn't like it, I will force your father to give me eggplant every night. .....