Fifty-cent jokes

Use 2 yuan to buy two lollipops, go to the entrance of the kindergarten to deceive two children and sell them to traffickers for a profit of 10,000. Then use 800 to find a girl, then use 200 to open a house, and use 100 to buy drugs to charm the girl. He took away the two kidneys and sold them on the black market for a profit of 300,000. Then he bought an AK47, a pistol, a grenade, and four body armors through the black market. Then he robbed a bank and made a profit of 2 million. Then he went to Macau to gamble for 7 days and made a profit of 100 million. Then he organized a hireling The military infiltrated into the United States and kidnapped Obama. They obtained the nuclear weapon launcher and threatened the entire earth to dominate the earth. What are you waiting for? Act now.