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What interesting things happened on the first day of school?

Looking back on my student days, I was deeply impressed on the first day of school, and other days gradually blurred in my memory.

On the first day, the first class was Chinese, and the teacher was a very old teacher, which could be said to be an elder in the village. We met before school, and both parents asked us to call him grandpa.

In the first class, the teacher asked the students one by one, what's your name? Everyone can say his name fluently. When it was my turn, I couldn't answer. Because my parents told me my name the night before, before that, my family called me my nickname, but I also know that I can't say my nickname. So I said, Grandpa, I am your grandson, don't you remember me? All the students in the class laughed. The teacher said that you can't say that in class. You must say your name, Monday and August, remember?

I nodded to show that I remember.

After asking everyone's name, the teacher asked us to take out our pens and teach us to write our own names. At this time, I was in trouble, because I only bought pencils and forgot to buy knives. I can't write with a bald pen at all, but I dare not borrow a knife from my classmates, so I bite with my teeth and bite the pencil directly. Then I took a thin pencil lead and wrote my name hard. I just finished writing my first pen, and poof, the refill broke. The students laughed when they knew it, and finally the teacher lent me a pencil.

After math class, I forgot what the reason was, so the teacher made me stand. I am not alone. There are several people standing at the back of the classroom. The teacher told us to put the book on our heads and not to drop it.

At that time, it was not said that corporal punishment was not allowed. Kneeling and hitting people are common, and the penalty station is the lightest.

My head is always restless. I look around and the book on my head falls to the ground. The teacher glared at me, which meant to let me pick it up quickly for the first time. As a result, I bent down, pursed my ass and leaned my head against the book on the ground.

He also said: teacher, this way the book will never drop.