A joke about calling.

1. Say into the microphone when answering the phone: Hello, the host is not at home. This is a telephone recording. Please leave a message when you hear the voice of biu~~. Biu~~ (the intruder is stunned) Biu ~ ~ Biu ~ ~(...)Biu ~ ~ Shit! I am biu~~ or I'll stay!

2. When answering the phone, say: Sorry, the number you dialed has been turned off or left the service area. Beep as soon as you answer the phone.

When you answer the phone, you exhale into the microphone like a virgin.

5. When the girl answered the phone, she said, bachelor! Please. Pretend to be a sissy so I can't hear you? Stop harassing me. I'm picking up girls. Call me again, or I'll call the police and accuse you of making pornographic calls!

6. I spoke a few foreign languages when I answered the phone, which made the other party mistakenly think that I had the wrong number and accidentally dialed the international phone.

7. Smile at the phone after receiving the call, and then hang up.

8. In the middle of chatting with the other person, you suddenly said that you were cheated. This is a telephone recording. What you just said doesn't count. Please start recording after hearing biu's voice ~ ~

9. Say hello when you get the call. This is Polaroid Records. Our company is looking for singers. Please listen to the voice of biu before singing ~ ~. Thank you! biu~~

10, got a call saying, I didn't do it, I didn't do it! And then hung up.

1 1, the last trick is the most boring, that is, after receiving the call, you won't say anything!

After hearing the voice of "Hello", he shouted into the receiver: "Shoot me, shoot me. The motherland will be proud of me "and then hung up. A minute later, I connected the phone just now: "Fei is Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife." Deep tone.

In two days, you can wait for nursing staff in the people's public security or mental hospital.