I want a joke with more than 100 words.

1. A woman is like a book on the shelf. Although you bought her, before you bought her, she was more or less turned over by several men ... 2. The host interviewed a pair of twins and asked one of them, "How old are you?" The other person answered, and then the host turned to another person and asked, "What about you?" 3. When Americans travel to China, they feel: "Socialism is great! In China, even dogs wear famous brands! " 4. In university, people who ride bicycles may be doctoral tutors, and those who drive Mercedes-Benz may be logistics personnel. An employee, P.C., was caught by public security experts and became the company's annual scandal. Reason for dismissal: going to such a cheap place will make the company lose face! 6. As soon as I took off my cotton trousers, Miss Chun came lightly. 7. One day after graduating from college, I accidentally saw a classmate I hadn't contacted for a long time release his horse on the other side of the river, so I laughed at him and said, "What a mess!" As a result, he quarreled with me. I was angry: "Shit, bring it on if you dare!" " He is also angry: "Who is afraid of who ~ Maybe you can bring the cow!" " "8. Almighty Lord, if you have any kindness, let a queen with a whip send 23 oil-dripping candles on my birthday. The National People's Congress finally stood in front of Tsinghua Peking University-the aunt who sold the tickets shouted: "Gong Wei Village, National People's Congress, Huang Zhuang, Peking University, Tsinghua ~ Get on the bus quickly! "10, the foreign girl who didn't go to our school didn't know she was a bird-no wonder Zhao Chuan was so sad when she sang this song ... 1 1, found a big job after graduation and earned 300,000 yuan after graduation. Look at the drawings and build a 40-meter chimney. It's all covered up, and people beat me at a glance! Shit, I read the drawing backwards, and I was asked to dig a well ... 12. I was lazy in bed in the morning, so I took out six coins from my pocket: if all six were heads, I would go to class! After thinking for a long time, forget it, I won't take the risk ... 13, I can't stand this kind of business-the sign says: tear it down, pay for it, sell it! I threw her 5 yuan to buy a down jacket, but she wouldn't sell it. It's too deceiving consumers! 14, in the days when there are no women, I take pleasure in flirting with men ~ 15, even David Beckham doesn't know, how dare you tell me about basketball! 16, oval face, red crisp hands, slender waist of willow leaves, small mouth of cherry, almond-eyed eyebrows, skin as white as lotus root ... You are so beautiful, more beautiful than plants. Are you a legendary vegetable? ! 17, women like two flowers all their lives: one is rich, and the other is how much they can spend! 18, how do girls pretend to be pure? It's as simple as changing all "I" to "others" when talking ~ 19, today is Arbor Day, let's buy some onions and plant them at home! 20. What can a beautiful girlfriend do? When she was a child, her parents always believed that the ugly duckling would become a white swan when she was a girl. One day when she grew up, her father looked at her intently and said earnestly, "Son, you should study hard ..." 22. The ideal of meat is the life of cabbage! 23. I can't wait to go public when I open a canteen. 24. I admire myself-I found my girlfriend who broke up with me through Google 12 years!

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