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Did you have an interesting history class in high school?
Teacher Zhao's class is very interesting, because of his strong Hangzhou accent, his words always turn into jokes. Erasmus and Ella tore steamed bread (Wu: he was breaking steamed bread); Hidalgo, Italgo (Hangzhou dialect: he rides a tricycle); Nui is a very simple question. Let a very simple classmate answer ... He knows that history class is not taken seriously, so he will use various means to attract students' attention. His tricks are all kinds of cold jokes. His jokes are so cold that we don't know how to answer them, so cold that we don't know what kind of expression to make. Just smile at this time, right? We thought, smiled and continued to do our math homework. After all, in the college entrance examination, history only accounts for 100. Even if you don't do well in the history exam, you still have to make up for politics and geography, while math has a score of 150. When I was in high school, my grades were only above average. Without a teacher, no one expected that I could be admitted to Peking University. Only teacher Zhao said that you had no problem getting into Peking University. I laugh at myself. I'm in the top twenty. In previous years, there were at most five or six people admitted to Peking University in our college entrance examination. How to take the exam? Teacher Zhao didn't tell me, but took me to do some research and study on history that I like.
At that time, I liked ancient Central Asian countries, Turkish history and Turkish history, so he took me to write a small paper. When the short paper was finished, I wrote a big paper and sent it to the province for awards. I also won the second prize. The first prize is about the newly discovered Neolithic site of human civilization in Huqiao, which I can't compare with. I wrote about the Battle of Constantinople (1453). Even in the third year of high school, when I chose a limited course in the history department to write my homework, I still followed the content of the paper I wrote in high school. Later, an old house in Haier Lane, Hangzhou was demolished. Some people say that it is the former residence of Lu You, but others say that this building and Hai 'er Lane are "a small building after listening to the wind and rain all night, and a deep alley selling apricot flowers in the Ming Dynasty", which has aroused discussion in the history circle. Hangzhou even held many academic conferences to discuss whether this is the former residence of Lu You and whether it can be demolished. Teacher Zhao asked me, what do you think? I said whether it is true or not, Lu You and Hangzhou are very close, so you can make a fuss about it. Then teacher Zhao said, then you can write an article. After writing, he took me to a seminar, which was full of old men who staggered in the historical circle. I read my article at the meeting, and later my article was solemnly published in the proceedings of the seminar.
Dear teacher!
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