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Revisit the classic, 100 famous quotes from "The Catcher in the Rye"
1. Be sure to marry someone who has the same sense of humor as you.
2. When you are listless, people will always talk interestingly.
3. I'm not saying he's a bad person - he's not a bad person. But you don't have to be a bad person to make people upset - you can be a good person and still make people upset at the same time.
4. When you are struggling, if someone looks at you with understanding, you will feel the warmth of life. Maybe just a brief glance is enough to make me excited.
5. Growing up is a inevitable process for people.
6. Due to my own stupidity, I always thought she was smart.
7. I like Jesus and stuff, but I’m mostly not interested in other stuff in the Bible. Take the Twelve Apostles, for example. They bore me to death, I tell you the truth. They were pretty good after Jesus died, but when Jesus was alive, their effect was like punching a hole in his head. They would only vent his anger. In my opinion, any character in the Bible is better than the Twelve Apostles.
8. I don’t care whether it’s a sad farewell or an unhappy farewell. As long as I leave a place, I always hope that I know what I’m doing when I leave. Otherwise, I will feel even more uncomfortable!
9. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.
10. If you do one thing very well, and then start to show off unintentionally without paying attention, it will be bad.
11. A guy wearing a tuxedo and a pair of roller skates came out to perform. He crawled under a small table and told this joke. He skated very well, but I didn't appreciate it very much, because in my mind I always imagined how he practiced hard all night in order to perform on the stage in the future.
12. He didn’t say anything for a while. I don't know if you've ever had this experience, but it's really uncomfortable to sit there waiting for someone to talk and watch them think.
13. No matter what you do, if you do it too well, you will show off unintentionally if you are not careful. Then you're not that good anymore.
14. You can be a good person but also annoying at the same time. It's easy to upset people. All you have to do is look for your initials on a door and give them lots of fake advice.
15. If a beautiful girl comes to see you, who the hell cares if she is late?
16. Because of my stupidity, I always thought she was very smart. The reason I think so is because she knows a lot about drama and literature and stuff like that. If a person knows a lot about this kind of stuff, it takes a lot of effort to find out whether that person is truly stupid.
17. If you listen to me talk, the first thing you want to know is probably where I was born, how my bad childhood passed, what my parents did before I was born, and what else. David Copperfield story-like bullshit, but to be honest, I don’t even fucking want to say that.
18. The sign of an immature person is that he is willing to die spectacularly for a certain reason, while the sign of a mature person is that he is willing to live humbly for a certain reason.
19. For example, if you are at a girl's house, the time when her parents come back is always wrong - or you will always be worried about this.
20. Anyway, I always imagine that there are a group of children playing games in a large wheat field. Tens of millions of little kids and no one around, no adult, I mean except me.
21. Before you do something, how do you know how to do it in the future?
22. I can’t tell what I mean. Even if I say it clearly, I'm afraid I won't necessarily mean it.
23. I mean, the children are running wildly and don’t know where they are running. I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's what I do all day long. I just want to be a catcher in the rye.
I know this is a bit whimsical, but this is what I really like to do.
24. What I like most is that there is at least something interesting in a book... The kind of book that I really like is that when you finish reading, you hope that this The author is a very good friend of yours and you can call him anytime if you want.
25. Some people cannot joke, even though they are funny.
26. I can swear to God, if I were a pianist or an actor or something else, if these fools thought I was great, I would be unhappy. I don't even want them to applaud me. They always applaud things they shouldn’t. If I were a pianist, I'd rather play in my goddam closet.
27. There is no reason to love you, I just need your eternal heart!
28. That is to say, as long as you want to learn and have the patience to learn - you can learn some of your most beloved knowledge. One piece of knowledge is that you are not the first to feel confused, frightened, or even disgusted by human behavior.
29. The school is full of hypocrites. All you have to do is study hard and become successful and buy a fucking Cadillac. Then they make you feel like you have to express your sadness when the football team loses, and all you have to do is talk about girls, drink, and sex all day long. Everyone mixes together every day in a small, dirty area.
30. All wimps hate being called a wimp. They are afraid of being called a wimp because others remind them that they are a wimp.
31. It feels good if someone asks for your wishes when making a decision. But after knowing your wishes and not taking them into consideration, it is better not to ask.
32. It was December, and it was as cold as a witch's teat, especially on top of this goddam hill.
33. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy to be covered up by habits, blurred by time, and consumed by inertia.
34. A woman’s body is like a violin, and it takes a great musician to play good music.
35. That’s pretty good, hey. And it’s pretty funny too. As long as you say something that no one can understand, they will bow down and do whatever you want them to do.
36. Her heart is as soft as a fucking wolf. Those who cry their goddam eyes out when they see some fake thing in a movie are nine times out of ten despicable bastards at heart.
37. Unless they take control of the situation, these highly intelligent people will not want to have an intellectual conversation with you.
38. That’s the whole trouble, you’ll never find a nice, quiet place because it doesn’t exist.
39. We do live a difficult life. We have to withstand all kinds of external pressures, and we also have to face our own inner confusions. When you are struggling, if someone looks at you with understanding, you will feel the warmth of life. Perhaps just a brief glance is enough to make me excited.
40. When you receive this kind of education to a certain extent, you will discover the size of your brain and what is suitable for it and what is not suitable for it. After a while, you will have an idea of ??what kind of thoughts a mind of your size should have.
41. Half of the married men in the world are gay, and they don’t even know it.
42. I am just passing the test of being a young person now. Everyone has some hurdles to pass, right?
43. There is a kind of person who will order you to tell your secrets, but if you ask about his personal privacy for a moment, he will become unhappy. That's the thing about smart people who don't want to have an interesting conversation with you if it's not them who are giving the orders, they say you can say it.
44. What kind of person is this whole arrangement made for? It is only for a certain class of people who, at one time or another in their lives, are looking for something that their own circumstances cannot provide. Or looking for something they just don’t think their environment can offer. So they stopped looking. They stop looking before they even really start looking.
45. I hate this kind of thing. I don’t care whether it’s a sad farewell or an unpleasant farewell. As long as I leave a place, I always hope that I know it well when I leave, otherwise, I will feel even more uncomfortable.
46. I mean, he is really knowledgeable, but you can see that he doesn’t have much brains.
47. Immature people die for a great cause, while mature people live humbly for a great cause.
48. When the teacher wants to do something, you can’t stop them, they just do it.
49. Everyone has weaknesses, just like poor people who remain silent when others show off their superiority, and incompetent people who remain silent when others show off their talents. Poverty and incompetence are their weaknesses. Even the most optimistic and informal people will still feel lost when their weaknesses are touched.
50. I don’t like to see those old guys wearing pajamas and bath towels, with their pitted chests always exposed.
51. You must realize which direction you want to develop, and then you must start in that direction, immediately. You can't afford to waste another second of your time, you can't afford to waste it.
52. She was lying on the bed sleeping soundly, her face turned to one side of the pillow. Her mouth was still open wide. Funny to say. If those adults open their mouths wide when they sleep, it would be extremely ugly, but children are different. The child sleeps with his mouth open and still looks fine. They can drool all over the pillow and still look good.
53. Don’t tell anyone anything. If you say that, you'll start missing everyone.
54. I am the same as you, with the same hat, the same clothes, and the same movements. But Huck, can you be like me? Running freely in the wheat field...
55. Even if you go there a hundred thousand times, the Eskimo will still just catch two fish; the birds will still fly south; the deer will still be in the water Drinking water by the hole, their horns are still so beautiful, their legs are still thin and beautiful; the Indian woman with naked breasts is still weaving the same blanket. It won't change if you give it. The only thing that changes is you. Not necessarily old or anything. Strictly speaking, that's not necessarily the case.
56. School education can also bring you other benefits. When you receive this kind of education to a certain extent, you will discover the size of your brain and what is suitable for it and what is not suitable for it.
57. I want to set a rule that anyone who comes to see me is not allowed to do anything fake in my house. If anyone wants to cheat in my house, send him on his way immediately.
58. As long as I am really drunk, I will fantasize again about the stupid thing of planting a bullet in my heart. I was the only one in the bar who got shot. Unable to hold on, I reached into my jacket and held my belly to prevent the blood from flowing everywhere. I didn't want people to know that I was injured. I tried to hide it so that no one knew I was a hurt son of a bitch.
59. This kind of thing always makes me laugh and hurt. I always tell people "I'm so happy to see you." In fact, I am not happy to see him at all. If you want to survive in this world, you have to say things like this.
60. You can’t joke around with some people, even if they deserve it.
61. A child refused to let others see his goldfish because he bought the fish with his own money.
62. People are always like this. When you don’t have the energy to discuss, they are full of energy.
63. Never tell anyone something, otherwise you will think of everyone.
64. If a person knows a lot about these things, it will take you some time to find out whether he is an idiot.
65. I asked her if she would like to have a cup of hot chocolate with me, but she said no, thank you. She said she had to go find her friends. Children are always looking for their friends. It really makes my belly hurt from laughing.
66. Happiness must be accompanied by sadness, and the sky should be sunny after the rain. If it's still rain after rain, if it's still sad after sadness. Please allow us to calmly face the parting after parting. Smile and look for an impossible you.
67. What are you most interested in, unless you talk about things that you are not very interested in first. I mean sometimes you just can't make the decision yourself.
68. How do you know what you plan to do when you start doing it? The answer is, you have no way of knowing.
69. He is the kind of person who will think he is a sissy if he doesn't break forty of your fingers when he holds your hand. God, I hate this sort of thing.
70. He started picking his nostrils. He acted like he was just pinching his nose, but he actually put his thumb in it.
71. True friends, whether men or women, if they know each other, they must cherish each other. If they cherish each other truly, it is only for the sincerity and has nothing to do with romance.
72. He kept telling me that if I didn’t like those disciples, that means I didn’t like Jesus himself. He said that since Jesus chose those disciples, you should like them. I said, I also know that he chose them, but he just picked them randomly. I said he didn't have time to study everyone carefully.
73. Life is indeed a ball game, kid. Life is indeed a ball game in which everyone plays according to the rules.
74. It’s just that I didn’t watch the game very much. I stayed around so much. Actually, I wanted to feel the feeling of parting. I mean, I've left some schools and places before and it didn't feel like I was leaving there at all, and I didn't like that. No matter whether the departure is sad or bad, when leaving a place, I hope I understand that I am leaving it. It would be even more uncomfortable for me if I didn’t understand.
75. The problem with girls is that if they like someone, no matter how despicable a bastard he is, they will say he has low self-esteem; if they hate him, no matter how good he is or how good he is If he has low self-esteem, they will all say that he is self-righteous. Even smart girls are no exception.
76. First of all, he is even stupider than Stradlater. Compared to Ackley, Stradlater was a fucking genius.
77. The only reason I didn’t do it was because I wasn’t in the right mood at the time. If you don't have that kind of emotion, you won't be able to do this kind of thing well.
78. I know he is dead! Do you think I don’t even know this? But I can still like him, right? You can't stop liking a person just because he's dead, for God's sake - especially if that person is a thousand times better than the living people you know.
79. Never talk to others. If you say that you will miss everyone, I even miss that bastard Maurice.
80. For a person, they are destined to look for things that their surroundings cannot provide from time to time throughout their lives, or they think that their surroundings cannot provide them, so they give up searching, and they are even still looking for things. I gave up before really starting to look for it.
81. If I put my hand on your back and I feel like there is nothing under my hand - no butt, no legs, no feet, nothing - then you are a great dancer. Home.
82. Hey, as long as you die, they will really take care of you. If I were to die, I'd damn well hope someone smart enough to just throw my body in the river or something. Whatever you do, just don't put me in a goddam cemetery where people come to see you on Sunday and put a bunch of flowers on your belly and all that goddam stuff. Who wants to spend money after death? No one wants it.
83. There is a kind of very beautiful guy, or a kind of person who thinks he is great. They always ask others to do him a big favor. Because they love themselves crazily, they think that everyone loves them crazily and everyone is eager to work for them. It's actually kind of funny to say it.
84. Those Ivy League assholes all look the same. My dad wanted me to go to Yale or Princeton, but I wouldn't go to any Ivy League school even if I died, damn it.
85. But the problem is that one of us is in the South Pole and the other is in the North Pole. We are too far apart. That's it.
86. Who needs to spend money after death? No one wants it.
87. After a period of time, you will have an idea of ??what type of thoughts a mind of your size should have. Mainly, this can save you a lot of time, so that you don't have to blindly try some ideas that are not suitable or appropriate for you. You will know your correct size and arm your mind appropriately.
88. The problem with girls is that if they like a boy, no matter how bad the guy is, they will still say he has an inferiority complex. If they don't like a boy, no matter how good he is or how severe his inferiority complex is, they will still say he is conceited, even smart girls.
89. When you are young, you can choose to die noble for your ideals; when you are old, you can live humble for your ideals.
90. Herein lies the trouble. You will never find a comfortable and peaceful place because such a place does not exist.
91. I am a little scared and a little fascinated. This blood stain makes me look like a good man. I've only had two fights in my life, and I lost both times. I am not a good man. I'm a pacifist, let me tell you the truth.
92. I had nothing else to do, so I continued to sit on the heater and count the small white squares on the floor.
93. God, I wish you were here.
94. Maybe some people are hateful and some people are despicable. And when I put myself in his shoes, I realized that he was even more pitiful than me. So please forgive everyone you meet, good or bad.
95. At least, we still have the color of wheat fields!
96. I don’t care if it’s a sad farewell or an unhappy farewell. As long as I leave a place, I always hope that I know what I’m doing when I leave.
97. It’s impossible to stop liking a person just because he’s dead, God, especially when that person is a thousand times better than the living people you know.
99. It is certainly not true to say that only educated people can make great contributions to the world. But I do say that if educated and learned people are intelligent and creative, unfortunately there are not many of them. They express their ideas more clearly, and they usually have the enthusiasm to follow through on their ideas. And the most important point is that nine times out of ten, they are much more humble than those uneducated thinkers.
100. The problem with girls is that if they like someone, no matter how dirty a bastard he is, they will always say he has an inferiority complex; if they don’t like him, no matter how dirty he is No matter how good a young man is, or how much inferiority complex he has, they will say that he is arrogant. Even smart girls are not immune. Catcher in the Rye classic sentences
Catcher in the Rye classic sentences
All those Ivy League bastards look alike. My father ans body is like a violin and all, and that it takes a terrific musician to play it right.
A woman’s body is like a violin or something, it needs an excellent musician to play it.
For instance, if youre at a girls house, her parents als you, hing then, but I couldnt hear her. She had the side of her mouth right smack on the pillow, and I couldnt hear her.
It made me laugh. Her middle name was Josephine, which was correct, not Weatherfield. But she doesn't like her middle name. Every time I see her she gives herself a new middle name Phoebe and the girl says something but I can't hear it. Her mouth was blocked on the pillow and I couldn't hear her.
Classic quotes from "The Catcher in the Rye"
Classic quotes from "The Catcher in the Rye"
1. Death teaches people everything, just like the results announced after an exam? Although I suddenly realized it, it was too late. !
2. Never talk to others. If you say that you will miss everyone, I even miss that bastard Morris.
3. "I'm so happy to see you." Actually, I'm not happy to see you at all. I just can't live in this world without saying this.
4. I am just passing the level of a young person now. Everyone has some hurdles to pass, right?"
5. I'm a little scared, but also a little fascinated. This blood stain makes me look like a good man. I've only been I fought twice and I lost both times. I'm not a pacifist, to tell you the truth.
6. First of all, he's even better than Stradley. Tower is even stupider. Compared with Ackley, Stradlater is a fucking genius.
7. No matter what you do, if you do it too well, you won't be able to do it. If you are careful, you will show off unintentionally. In that case, you will no longer be so good. 8. That's pretty good, and it's pretty funny. If they understand, they will obey and do whatever they want.
9. She was sleeping soundly on the bed, her face turned to the side of the pillow, her mouth still open. Big. It's funny. It's ugly when adults sleep with their mouths wide open, but children sleep with their mouths wide and they can even drool all over the pillow. , but they still look pretty good.
10. You can be a good person and be annoying at the same time. It’s easy to make people upset, just look for your initials on a door. , and give you a lot of fake advice - just do this.
11. School education can also bring you other benefits. You will discover the size of your brain and what is suitable for it and what is not suitable for it. After a period of time, you will have an idea of ??what type of thinking a mind of your size should have. You will save a lot of time from trying out ideas that are not suitable or appropriate for you. You will know your own correct size and arm your mind appropriately.
12. She said that Pansy is a very good school. Even if I want to correct her opinion, I'm afraid I don't have the power. Besides, if she thinks Panxi is a very good school, let her go. She thought so.
13. No one is willing to impart new knowledge to those who are about a hundred years old.
14. Herein lies the trouble. . You will never find a comfortable and quiet place, because such a place does not exist. 15. Usually, the less you want to talk, the more interested the other person is. I'd like to start a discussion with you.
16. We always eat the same thing on Saturday nights in Pencey. It's probably a good thing because they give you a steak. A thousand dollars bet that they did this just because there are always many parents of students coming to school on Sundays. Old Suimo probably thought that every student's mother would ask their precious son what he had for dinner last night, and he would answer: "steak. "What a scam. You should see the appearance of the steak. It's all hard and dry, and you can't even cut it. And on steak night, you're always given mashed potatoes with a lot of lumps in them, and apples as a snack after the meal. No one will eat pudding made of bread crumbs, except the ignorant low-class kid and guys like Ackley who will eat everything.
17. You know the shallow lake near the south end of Central Park. Those ducks in the lake? That small lake? Let me ask you, do you know where all these ducks went after the lake froze tightly? Do you know, I ask you?" I know it's probably in vain, there are only a million One chance.
18. "When I came in, Stradlater was tying his tie in front of the mirror. He spent half his fucking life in front of the mirror. I was in my chair. He sat down and looked at him for a while.
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19. “He walked out on his own. He combed his hair again and again, patted it again, and after combing it, he went on his own. Just like Stradlater. All these pretty guys look alike. As soon as they finish combing their goddam hair, they ignore you and go off on their own. "
20. Phoebe rode on the wooden horse, round and round. Holden thought: I almost screamed, I was so happy, I I'll tell you the truth. I don't know why. She looks so damn good wearing that blue coat and spinning around like that. My whole body is soaked, especially my neck and pants. Up. My hunter's hat did protect me from the rain in some parts, but I was still soaked like a drowned rat. Quotes from The Catcher in the Rye
1. Although I was wet. Living in this world, but not belonging to this world.
2. Besides, I’m not going to tell you my entire fucking autobiography.
3. Women are like this. As soon as they do something beautiful, even though they're not pretty, even though they're a little stupid, you half fall in love with them, and then you don't know where the fuck you are, women. It really can drive you crazy.
4. I just do this all day long. I just want to be a catcher in the rye. I know it's a bit whimsical, but I really do. This is what I like to do.
5. When you are struggling, if someone looks at you with understanding, you will feel the warmth of life. Maybe just a brief glance is enough. It makes me very excited.
6. True friends, whether men or women, will cherish each other if they know each other. If they cherish each other, it is only for the sincerity and has nothing to do with romance.
7. My favorite. What I like is that there is at least something interesting in a book... What I really like is this kind of book. When you finish reading it, you hope that the author is a very good friend of yours. If you want, you can Call him at any time.
8. Many people in history have gone through periods of moral and spiritual hesitation like you do now. Fortunately, a few of them have overcome their hesitation. It's recorded. You can learn from them - if you want to, others can learn from you. And it's not education, it's poetry.
9. I will stand on the edge of a broken cliff, and all I have to do is catch every child running towards the cliff - I mean if they run towards me without looking, I have to go from there. Come over there and catch them. That's what I do all day, just be a catcher in the rye.
10. I think what I'm going to do is, I'm going to pretend to be a deaf mute. Then I don't have to have any stupid conversations with other people. If people want to tell me something, they have to write it down on paper... I'm going to make money to build my own cabin and spend the rest of my life there... I'm going to decide. There is a rule, no one can do anything hypocritical here, whoever wants to do it can get out...
11. You must realize which direction you want to develop, and then you must aim in that direction. , want it immediately. You can't afford to waste another second of your time, you can't afford to waste it.
12. There is a kind of very beautiful guy, or a kind of person who thinks he is great. They always ask others to do him a big favor. Because they love themselves crazily, they think that everyone loves them crazily and everyone is eager to work for them. It's actually kind of funny to say it.
13. Maybe some people are hateful and some people are despicable. And when I put myself in his shoes, I realized: He is more pitiable than me. So please forgive everyone you meet: good or bad.
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