Who can tell some jokes? Be funny!

1, answer first-a man went to the toilet at the rest stop of the expressway. The first room was occupied, so he entered the second room. As soon as I went to the toilet, I heard someone next door say, "Hey, what's up? Is everything all right? " Men think it is strange to talk to people when going to the toilet, but in order not to be rude, they still try to answer: not bad! Then, the man next door said, "What are you doing? The man was surprised and even more strange, but he still replied, "I'm going to Taichung on business. At this moment, he heard the man next door say, "I'll call you later." "There is a mental derangement beside me. Every time I talk to you, he tries to answer. " 2. Interval Station-A passenger said to the flight attendant, "I'm going to Dunkas." The flight attendant said, "This train can't stop at Dunkas on Tuesday, but, man, when we change tracks at Dunkas, the speed will slow down." I'll open the door and you jump. Although the car doesn't drive fast, you should follow it after you jump, or you will be caught by the wheels. " When the train arrived in Dunkas, the door opened. The man jumped off the train and galloped forward. Because he was nervous, he ran all the way to the door of the first two cars. Just then, the door opened and a flight attendant dragged him into the car again. The train resumed its normal speed. The stewardess said, "Dude, you are so lucky. Our train doesn't stop at Dunkas on Tuesday! " "3. A farmer boasted to people that his manor was very big. He said, "If I drive around my manor, it will take a week." A listener said sympathetically, "yes, I once had a broken car like this." "1 1. Our multiplication formula is very powerful ... Several scientists have a meeting together, and someone asks 1 1 times1how much is it? American scientists couldn't wait to move their feet out, and China scientists immediately replied 12 1. American scientists immediately seriously criticized: How can mathematics be fooled? Then I took out my calculator and pressed it for a long time. It really is 12 1. I can't help but be surprised: damn, you are so accurate. No matter what car you take, you should lean against the window. One day, he will fly. When he got his boarding pass, he told the lady that he wanted a window seat, but the lady told him that he didn't have one. After boarding the plane, he casually found a window seat and sat down. Suddenly, a man came up and said to him, this is my seat. He said I liked this seat, but I just wouldn't let him. The man begged to no avail, so he said angrily, well, you can fly the plane! "Turn round and then walk!