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Men remember these four things to make women love you before and after pregnancy.

Men remember these four things to make women love you before and after pregnancy. I watched several Japanese dramas recently, all of which happened to be pregnant. Some of them struggled to tug of war with death because of dystocia, and some were taken away alive by men who felt the same way. Although it is too dramatic compared with ordinary real life, what about people who have experienced pregnancy, childbirth, parenting and upbringing? Waiting for the hard process, I feel that pregnant women are too great and too hard. First, when morning sickness: Please imagine that you vomited a hundred times after being drunk. When I was pregnant, all my friends around me experienced very serious morning sickness. No matter what kind of unusual smell it is, she feels sick at once. For men, the most similar situation is vomiting after drunkenness, or frequent vomiting caused by acute cold in a short time. But there is reason to follow, as long as you don't get drunk, as long as you don't go against the sky, there is basically no such trouble. But women are hard, without any warning, without any reason, they may vomit at any time, and every time they vomit, they are sad.

Second, when edema: please take it with * * * and red bean water, and then your feet will become edema. Intimate men may look for information online, and drinking red bean water has a little effect on eliminating edema. Whether you cook it yourself or buy it directly, the man who can do this action is worthy of praise. But a woman with edema still has uncomfortable feet. So, can men be more intimate? Help my wife's calf every night, say something gentle and nice, and then take it with red bean water. The effect of detumescence and pain relief will definitely be more ideal.

Third, when you want it: When a woman orders, please stir-fry the rice slowly. Some women think that they don't want to protect the fetus when they are pregnant. At this time, men feel uncomfortable, but what can they do? Just solve it with their hands! But in fact, from the medical point of view, as long as the relaxation is not intense, of course, it can still be * * * during pregnancy. If the wife still needs this, the man can still give the other party satisfaction as long as he is careful not to oppress his wife's stomach in the process. This is actually very important. * * * is two-sided and should be fair and equal, but these men should be more considerate of women: if she doesn't want to, please don't force it. If she wants it, please try to satisfy her!

Fourth, postpartum: don't tell cold jokes, be enthusiastic. When a woman finally gets through all kinds of discomfort during pregnancy and gives birth smoothly, in fact, a bigger test is about to begin. At this time, a man can't just immerse himself in the joy of his son winning the championship. The woman you love may be seriously deformed after giving birth. No, even her mood may start to distort. At this time, she needs the strong support of her beloved man most. You should take good care of her as you did when you pursued her, and always be cautious. Because it is very likely that your unintentional jokes will seriously destroy her self-esteem, such as "It doesn't matter if you are fat, just wear loose clothes!" 」

How many hardships and risks a woman has gone through, even sacrificing her original satisfactory figure and appearance, before bringing her children into this world. Children are definitely not the final "result" of the task. Women are not pregnant for the task, but have to endure this difficult process in order to bring the "love crystallization" with men to this world smoothly. In this process, men can't just play a supporting role or walk-on. They must shoulder more responsibilities and patience together and take good care of this great woman who has suffered a lot for you.

* The article is reproduced from Sister Tao, the original site of the article.