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Why did Teacher Ji come out from behind?
In this mentoring friendship, Bai Jingqi is the complete beneficiary. If Jing Ke's body is influenced by his parents, then his soul comes from the shaping of Ji Zongbu.
Bai Jingqi was born out of Jizong Department.
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Qi Jing was only five years old when he first met Jizong Department.
Because of the entanglement between Bai Jia and Zhan, Wu Baylor was kidnapped at the market. Later, Wu Baylor sent an anonymous letter to the White House, demanding 12,000 pieces of silver to redeem the child.
Tied to the camp of the magic machine and watched by four or five adults, Qi Jing is still fearless, able to eat and sleep, and his free and easy fearless character amazed the adults who watched him.
That day, Qi Jing still fell asleep sitting on the ground.
Suddenly someone woke him up.
Qi Jing rubbed his eyelids and opened his eyes, only to see a handsome young man in front of him with bright eyes and no anger.
When the man saw that he was awake, he took him by the hand and left.
Four or five people who kidnapped the money immediately stepped forward to stop it and threatened the man with the advantage of being outnumbered.
Who knows, the man was in no hurry, holding a hardwood mahjong tile in his hand, squeezing his thumb gently, and the mahjong tile suddenly turned into powder.
The kidnapper immediately panicked and had to back off.
Jing Qi has never seen anything so magical. She opened her eyes wide and asked curiously, "How?"
The man only replied, "Do you want to try?" Will JiJing a picked up and walked out the door.
After leaving the camp, the man took Qi Jing straight back to the White House.
02
Just before dawn, Qi Jing was ecstatic to see the White House gate. However, he is more concerned about how to crush mahjong tiles.
So, he took out the stolen mahjong card and asked, "How did you get this card into powder at once?"
The man smiled and said to him, "This is Kung Fu."
Qi Jing asked the man to pinch another one and then teach himself.
However, men are better. Where did Qi Jing get the mahjong tiles? When Qi Jing said it was stolen in a fight just now, the man looked surprised and praised him and said, "Good boy, you have two sons. Hurry home. "
Jing Qi ran to the door, still thinking about that thing called Kung Fu, and shouted to the man, "You can teach me later."
The gate is open. Bearded head saw Qi Jing, picked him up excitedly, and then asked how Qi Jing came back.
Qi Jing told the beard that it was sent back by the people behind him.
Qi Jing looked back and looked at the door. There were only empty streets and no one was there.
That man just left. I didn't leave my name and the reason why I saved Qi Jing.
Later, Jing Qi often thought of that man and that magical thing called Kung Fu. However, the child's memory is short-lived, and the years gradually dilute his memory.
Qi Jing, who has grown into a teenager, has long forgotten the appearance of the rescuer, only remembering the kung fu that the man can crush hard objects with a pinch of thumb.
03
Fifteen-year-old Jing Qi is really a slacker.
He played with fire in medicinal materials and gave his brothers urine. He sat in front of the door begging like a beggar, drank Ye San with Ye San, poured stinky tofu soup into Mr. Wang's snuff bottle, and wiped an inkstone ink on Mr. Wang's head. He has no evil, but no one can control it. He is simply the devil in the world.
His son of a bitch is stubborn. He is angry with one gentleman after another. Later, Mr. Hu found twenty gentlemen at once. When the gentlemen heard Bai Jingqi's name, they refused. /kloc-at the age of 0/5, Bai Jingqi had no education.
Until manager Hu found a man named Ji Zongbu, the other party heard that the person he taught was Jing Qi, and he did not refuse, but was very happy.
At that time, Jing Qi only knew that she was about to welcome a new gentleman named Ji Zongbu. It is said that the gentleman, as far as learning is concerned, is a Guo-zi-jian diploma in imperial academy; As far as martial arts is concerned, he is a soldier of Ji Shen camp, and he is really both civil and military.
However, Jing Qi only thought of his ex-husbands who seemed to have just climbed out of the grave. What's the difference between Ji Zongbu and those people? He will still find a way to get Jizong to back down.
04
Ji Zongbu came that day.
In the hall, my mother asked Qi Jing to pay tribute to her husband. Qi Jing knelt outside the hall and looked up at the man in the hall. I saw that man sitting in a dangerous position, his eyes burning, younger than any gentleman he had ever seen. Mr. Ji, he seems to have seen it before, but he can't remember when.
Qi Jing smiled secretly, dispelling his doubts. At that time, he just wanted to give Mr. Ji a scare.
In the private school, before Mr. Ji came, a recruitment plan had been made. I also put an inkstone on the door frame. When Mr. Wang pushed the door and came in, I took down the ink box, and then Mr. Wang was covered with ink. This painting is too beautiful to look at. This time, he filled the inkstone with ink.
When he was ready, he sat in his seat happily, waiting for the so-called Mr. Ji to fall into his trap.
After a while, Mr. Ji came but didn't come in. He seems to have seen through Qi Jing's tricks.
He called Qi Jing to the door, and Qi Jing had to go. Then there was only a crash and the door was kicked open. The inkstone fell, and the cold ink soaked Qi Jing's forehead. This is the first time that his plan has been seen through.
Qi Jing stayed where he was, indignant.
However, I heard Mr. Ji hit the nail on the head and said, "I deserve it."
Back to his seat, Qi Jing still awkward and ignored Mr. Ji's request. Never thought, Mr. Ji picked up a ruler and hit it on the palm of Jing Qi's hand.
Qi Jing had never been beaten by an outsider, so he reached out and stabbed Mr. Ji with a short knife.
However, in an instant, Jing Qi felt her arm suddenly sting, and her arm was removed by Teacher Ji.
Mr. Ji said to him lightly, "If you admit your mistake, I will help you." . Just say it hurts, and I'll help you get up. "
Qi Jing helpless, had to admit that bad luck. This is the first time that Qi Jing has suffered a loss, and suffered a big loss!
05
At lunch, Jing Qi found that the two dishes and one soup that had been prepared for her husband had become four dishes and one soup.
In this regard, listening to the beard head explained that it was specially arranged by the mother, and even the duck made by the mother herself for Mr. Ji.
Mr. Ji smiled at the explanation. Qi Jing became more and more indignant.
He didn't eat, staring at the person in front of him, thinking about his next plan.
Mr. Ji seems to have understood his mind for a long time, stretched out a finger and said, "If you have the ability, you can break my finger."
Qi Jing was overjoyed. Without hesitation, he put his hands on the ground and tried his best to push his fingers out, but he couldn't touch them. Mr. Ji is eating vegetables with his other hand. It's like Guan Gong, cursing bones and curing poison.
Opening her eyes for the first time, Jing Qi sighed with surprise: "You are really amazing."
Mr. Ji smiled and said, "This is Kung Fu."
Qi Jing immediately asked Mr. Ji to teach himself, but he said he couldn't teach and had to study first.
Jing Qi asked unconvinced, "Then why do you practice kung fu?"
Mr. Ji grabbed a copy of Zhuangzi, and then said, "You think I only know Kung Fu? Open any article. Thought is two words. "
Next, teacher Ji once again completely shocked Jingqi by reciting.
Jing Qi couldn't help adding, "You are amazing."
In a flash, it suddenly occurred to me where he had met Mr. Ji. It was that year that he was kidnapped. Mr. Ji saved him and sent him back to the White House.
He was ecstatic about his discovery.
Mr. Ji put his finger to his lips, made a gesture of silence and said, "Don't talk nonsense."
The savior he has been looking for, the kung fu he has always wanted to learn. My childhood dream finally came true today. In front of Mr. Ji, he suddenly became an obedient kitten.
06
Since then, obvious changes have taken place in Qi Jing.
He began to smell chickens dancing, and got up at dawn to do "ma bu" or horse stance just look and practice martial arts. He also began to study hard, forgetting to eat and sleep, and studying hard became a common practice. Among those naughty children, there is no more him.
The appearance of Ji Zongbu opened the door to a new world for Jing Ke.
Under the leadership of Mr. Ji, he began to observe colorful flowers and plants in the greenhouse, learn the pharmacology of various herbs in the herbal shop, and learn to ride horses in the racecourse, although not as fast as Mr. Ji. Teacher Ji is not like teacher Ji, and Jing Qi is not like a student. Teacher Ji teaches well and learns quickly.
He enjoys everything to his heart's content, and can't wait to learn all the nutrition from Mr. Ji and learn the survival rules of this world.
His change also amazed his parents. He even resisted his greed and brought his favorite cake back to his parents. He understood the meaning of filial piety and stopped resisting.
Qi Jing, like a little beast blindly colliding in the dark, finally found a bright exit. His previous mischievous energy has been transformed into positive efforts.
It is no exaggeration to say that without Ji Zongbu, Bai Jingqi would probably become a dude who kills people without blinking an eye. However, he was lucky to have a discipline department to learn from him.
07
Qi Jing was overjoyed, and time passed quickly.
On an ordinary day. Mr. Ji told him that he was leaving. He is going to get on a military plane to make contributions to national affairs, so he can't go to Qijing again.
When Mr. Ji left, Jing Qi was extremely sad.
Although they have only been together for a few months, their friendship is better than many years.
When Mr. Ji left, he gave his second grandmother a sentence that revealed the mystery of Jingqi's education: "Let the children let nature take its course and govern by doing nothing."
Teaching students in accordance with their aptitude and conforming to human nature, Mr. Ji is a real great educator.
08
In the later days, Jingqi grew up gradually. He has been transformed into a promising young man.
He will often go to see Mr. Ji and race horses with him. To his pride, he finally rode faster than Mr. Ji.
He has understood that Mr. Ji is old.
After Eight-Nation Alliance captured Beiping, the Bai family moved to An. At that time, Ji Zongbu was fighting to the death with Eight-Nation Alliance.
Because of Huang Chun, Qi Jing didn't go to Xi with his family. He hid Huang Chun in the cellar of the garden and often went to see her.
That day, he visited Huang Chun again, and he heard gunshots on the road. That's the sound of foreigners shooting. He was so worried about his safety that he didn't see the injured Mr. Ji in the garden.
Mr. Ji supported the ground with a dagger, was shot several times and was dying. Holding Mr. Ji covered in blood, he was heartbroken.
At that time, a foreign soldier happened to find him. Mr. Ji left the last sentence for Jing Qi: "Jing Qi, either the fish died or the net was broken, and you killed him."
Resolutely avenge Mr. Ji.
After that, Jing Qi anxiously took Mr. Ji back to the cellar, but it was too late. Mr. Ji died in the cellar of the White House.
There are countless precious herbs around him, but those herbs can't cure the wounds caused by foreign guns; Just like Ji Zongbu's martial arts is strong, he still can't hide from foreign guns; Like him, he is sincere, but he can't save this riddled country.
Later, Qi Jing buried Mr. Ji on the hill beside the garden. A simple earthen bag is a refuge, and a board is a tombstone. In front of the tomb, the dagger that Mr. Ji carried with him was put down.
No one can know that there is an honest man's soul there.
09
"With Bole, there is a swift horse. There are often swift horses, but Bole is not often. " For Bai Jingqi, Ji Zongbu is his Bole and an important figure in his life.
When I first read Da Zhai Men, I always had a question about the beginning of the relationship between Ji Zongbu and Bai Jingqi.
Ji Zongbu, both civil and military, all worked in Ji Shenying. He is not short of money and social status, and has never been a teacher. Why do you want to be a teacher in Bai Jingqi?
After watching it for n times, I found that the reason why Ji Zongbu appeared in Bai Jingqi's life was more important than the invitation of the White House: Ji Zongbu wanted to be a teacher in Bai Jingqi.
When I first met Qi Jing, in the eyes of Jizong Department, Qi Jing was like this:
A child can sleep soundly in front of kidnappers, and can steal mahjong tiles unnoticed when adults do it. Children who are so smart, courageous, courageous and discerning are rare;
Qi Jing is at the age of fun, but he takes mahjong tiles not for fun, but to learn kung fu. This desire for exploration and knowledge is surprising.
For Jing Qi's stubbornness and naughty, Ji Zongbu commented like this: I think this child is good, and I take good care of the child. When I was a child, I was more naughty than him, and I was partial to Bai Jingqi.
It can be said that this teacher has always had a special eye for his students.
Through years of contact between Jing Qi and Ji Zongbu, it can be judged that Ji Zongbu should not get married and have children. Ji Zongbu also hopes to find an excellent successor to inherit and continue his skills, what he has learned all his life, and his lifelong ambition.
More importantly, Ji Zongbu is a very patriotic person. He has served his country all his life. Even if the country fell, he always adhered to his beliefs and finally served the country with his body. Based on this initial intention, Ji Zongbu is naturally willing to train the next generation of talents for the country he loves.
So, he took a fancy to Qi Jing. So, when someone invited him, he went aboard and became Qi Jing's teacher.
It can be said that this teacher-student relationship is a beautiful two-way trip from the beginning.
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