There are jokes about politics.

After a shipwreck, 1 female passenger and 10 male passenger drifted to a desert island.

A month later, this woman committed suicide because she thought what happened this month was really disgusting.

A month later, they decided to bury her because they thought what happened this month was really disgusting.

A month later, they decided to dig her up because they thought what happened this month was really disgusting.

A month later, God brought this woman back to life, because he thought what happened in these months was really disgusting. (savor carefully.

The teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1= what number. Xiao Ming said he didn't know. The teacher asked Xiao Ming to go home and ask.

Xiao Ming asked his mother. 1+ 1= Several mothers (in a bad mood and angry) said. Go to hell.

Xiao Ming asked his father. (Dad shouted happily when he won the lottery) Cool! .

Xiaoming went to ask his sister again. (My sister is talking about QQ). Hmm.

Xiao Ming went to ask his brother (on the phone) and said, I'll wait for you outside.

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1=? Xiao Ming said. Go to hell.

The teacher slapped him. Xiao Ming shouted. Cool.

The teacher said again, you idiot. Xiao Ming said, um.

The teacher said. Get out.

Xiao Ming said. I'll wait for you outside.

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail!" No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! 」

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!"! 」

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" 」

Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. ...

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.