A funny sentence describing father and son.

1. Dad: "Son, you are four years old, and I want to send you to a full-time kindergarten class."

son: "No."

dad: "why not?"

son: "I'm shy. Besides, it's easy to catch a cold if I take it all off!"

2. Son: "Dad, what's the difference between being stingy and being frugal?" Dad: "What a big difference! For example, if I buy a pair of shoes with a reduced price, it is frugal, and if I buy a pair of shoes with a reduced price for your mother, it is stingy. "

3. Son: "The teacher said that it is illegal for a father to beat his son." Dad: "Idiot! The teacher said that the national law, I hit you with the family law. "

4. The family was having dinner, and the son said with great emotion, "Advanced and backward can also be reflected in tableware. Metal knives and forks used by foreigners, but we use two raw bamboo chopsticks. " "Are you a little too light?" The father grabbed the poker from the brazier and stuffed it in his son's hand. "Here, you can eat it with this. It's also metal."

5. Father: "Son, let me ask you a question: There are two birds in the tree. How many are there after killing one?" Son: "One." Father: "Idiot! That bird hasn't scared away! Let me ask you another simple question. If you don't answer correctly, watch your ass! Listen: You are the only one in the room. I came in again. How many people are there? " Son: "One." Father: "Why is it still one?" Son: "I scared away."

6. Dad: "Son, it's the Spring Festival. How much lucky money do you want me to give you?" Son: "Dad, I don't want your money." Dad: "how can you be so sensible?" If you don't want money, what do you want? " Son: "I want you to hide your private money without being discovered by your mother, otherwise my lucky money will definitely be confiscated!" " Dad: "Hehe ..." Son: "Dad, what are you hehe?" Dad: "Your mother sent you to talk, right? You are still a little green." Son: "..."