I want to know the jokes between lovers

1 Someone asked the doctor, "Excuse me, doctor, how can I live to be 100 years old?" Doctor: "First, give up drinking." Someone said, "I never drink." Doctor: "Second, abstain from color." Someone said, "I don't like women at all." Doctor: "Third, eat less meat." Someone said, "I am a vegetarian!" Doctor: "Then why did you live so long?" "Yesterday, I dreamed that God said I could satisfy one of my wishes. I took out a globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to look good. On reflection, he said that I would take another look at the globe. The husband drove out. My wife listens to the radio at home. When she heard the report, she quickly picked up the phone. Wife: honey, I just heard on the radio that there is a car reversing on the expressway. You must be careful. Husband: Which one is it? I think hundreds of cars are going backwards. Dad: Find you a wife. Son: Find it yourself! Dad: This girl is the daughter of Bill Gates! Son: Like this? All right! Dad looking for Bill Gates: I found a husband for your daughter. Bill Gates: No, the daughter is still young! Dad: This man is the vice president of the World Bank! Bill Gates: So? All right! Dad asked the president of the World Bank: I recommend a vice president for you! President: I have a vice president! Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates! President: OK, OK!