Who knows funny jokes or some special stories? (It is better to have a longer one)

It is said that a polar bear had to wear sunglasses to see the equipment because the snow was too dazzling, but he couldn't find sunglasses, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed, looking and crawling, and all his limbs were crawling until he found it. I put on my sunglasses and looked in the mirror before I found out: Oh, I am a panda.

Late at night, after the last shift, a bus was ready to deliver. The driver looked back and saw a lady in white sitting in the last row. The driver continued to drive and looked in the rearview mirror. The woman is gone, scared ~ ~ brake quickly. Looking back, she sat there again. The driver turned his head guiltily to continue driving and looked at the rearview mirror carefully. The woman disappeared again. She got a fright and suddenly braked. Looking back, the woman appeared again.

Facing the collapse, the driver turned his head in a cold sweat and continued driving. The driver looked in the rearview mirror for the third time, and the woman disappeared again. The driver had collapsed and braked suddenly, but she didn't turn her head away. At this time, the woman slowly came to him, her hair was messy and her feet were dripping with blood. The driver was too stiff to turn to look at her ~

The woman whispered, "I hold a grudge against you." Hardly had I squatted down to tie my shoelaces when you braked suddenly. Hardly had I squatted down to tie my shoelaces when you braked suddenly. .

Tell a story. Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who privately agreed for life, but the boy needed military service, so they made an oath with the girl and gave her a diamond ring, agreeing to meet the girl three years later today. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Three years later, the girl waited for the boy, but she couldn't. Sad and desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and moved away. Rice cake ~ ~!

What animals can be attached to the wall?

Answer: Seal (poster)

Walking on the road, the bread suddenly became hungry and ate itself. ...

One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves.

Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. Allah gave up, suit yourself.

At this moment, the wolf smiled and drooled and said, Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is.

A small match, its head itched, so I grabbed it, and then it caught fire and set itself on fire.

Then I went to the hospital and became a cotton swab because my head was covered with gauze. ...

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg.

A mung bean felt depressed, so it jumped down from the floor of 100 and became a red bean. Do you know why?

Because he's bleeding

The story of penguin and camel: one is very cold and the other is very hot. . . .

The little penguin asked his mother, "Mom, Mom, why do we live in the North Pole?"

Mother penguin replied, "because it's cold enough here!" " The little penguin said, "Wow, it's really cold." . . "

The little camel asked his mother, "mom, mom, why do we live in the desert?"

Mother camel replied, "because it's hot enough here!" " "The little camel said," Wow, it's really hot. . . "