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1. An insomniac went to a doctor. After a careful examination, the doctor gave him advice: "Tonight, when you lie in bed, try to do it as rhythmically as possible." Take a deep breath. At the same time, imagine that you are on a beautiful beach, with waves of sea water hitting the shore." Two days later, the patient came to the doctor again and said that he slept well that night, but the next day. Still having insomnia, the doctor asked: "Did you do what I asked?" Patient: "Of course." Doctor: "Then you still can't sleep?" Patient: "When I think of the seaside, I can always think of it. Those beauties in bikinis were running around on the shore." 2. The doctor said to the old lady who was seeking medical treatment: "You are a little anemic. You should eat more food with high iron content when you go home." "I have no teeth, and I can't chew on anything harder." 3. I am an orthopedic surgeon and I often perform surgeries. One day, I was undergoing surgery for a fractured tibia and fibula. The patient was a middle-aged man in his 40s. I don't know what happened that day. During the operation, several electric drills were replaced, but all of them were broken, and the operation was not good. At this time, the patient who had been lying there quietly suddenly said: Let me see, I repair electric drills... 4. Looking back on the most successful piece of clothing in the past few years, it can show the outline of the body without making the body look fat. , after wearing it, you unconsciously reveal a full academic style, highlighting your rigorous and serious personality charm, solemn yet elegant, mature with a slight greenness, clean, simple and corrosion-resistant, it is... a white coat! ! ! More jokes: /forum-60-1.html