Can you help me translate English slang?

When my son came home and asked him, he said it was a line from a comedy in 2006. Polat, the hero of the play, came to the United States from Kazakhstan to study American culture, but all he learned was the black stuff at the bottom, which made many jokes. That's a movie that makes people laugh from beginning to end. I have understood what he said, but I can't translate it well. Anyway, you just have to understand.

That's the hotel!

He said, "What's the matter with you, white face? My friend Asamet and I just parked our old tank outside. We are looking for a place to spend the night. So ... er ... what ... wow, wow, wow ... * * * ... There are only two Koreans, no vulva. "

Note: the slang for vanilla face is "white", which I translated into "white face"

Homie slang "best friend from the street or slum", I translated it into "buddy"

Slab slang "luxury bridge car that was used 80 years ago", which I translated into "old tank"

Posting our black ass for the night originally meant "let our black ass nest for one night."

"Go", I can't find vulgar words, I can only use tmd.

Bang bang and skeet skeet are meaningless, but when they want to say something, they can't say anything.

Make a sound at will

* * * * * I found that the original text is niggas, which is a derogatory term for black people.

Pipps originally meant "pimp" and hos was "prostitute", which I translated into "Han" and "bitch" respectively.