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One day, a family caught fire, and both parents escaped, leaving only one son inside. Mother was very nervous and shouted outside:

"Son ... what are you doing ... you didn't come out when the fire broke out ..." The son replied, "I was wearing socks ..." The mother said, "What socks were you wearing when the fire broke out ..." Five minutes later, the son didn't come out ... The mother shouted nervously, "Son, what the hell are you doing? There is a ... fire, and you are still in it ... "The son said," I'm taking off my socks ... "