Interesting and creative little joke

One day, Xiaoming put a plaster on his hand. The teacher asked, "What happened to your hand?" Xiaoming said, "It's broken." The teacher said, "Why? Xiaoming said, "Because I am too lazy." The teacher said, "will I break my hand if I am too lazy?" 」

Xiao Ming said: "One day I was walking on the road and my shoes touched a stone, but I was too lazy to do it with my hands, so I shook my feet with a telephone pole and let the stone fall out." Passers-by thought I was electrocuted and hit my hand with a wooden stick, so ............ "Teacher: speechless.