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Looking for Duan Yun Vernacular in Liaozhai

Ruiyun

Ruiyun, a famous prostitute in Hangzhou, has unparalleled appearance and talent. /kloc-When she was 0/4 years old, the mother of the pimp Cai wanted her to start bringing customers. Ruiyun said, "This is the first time in my life. I can't be too hasty The price is up to you, let me choose! " The procuress said, "All right!" Set Ruiyun's selling price at 15 taels of silver, and let her see customers every day. All the guests who came to see Ruiyun brought gifts. For guests with valuable gifts, Ruiyun presents tea fruits and paintings to him; For a guest with a small gift, Ruiyun only accompanied him for a cup of tea. Ruiyun's reputation has already spread, and many dignitaries have come to visit her.

There is a scholar named He in Yuhang, who is very talented and comes from a poor family. He Sheng has always admired Ruiyun. Although I didn't dare to get close to Ruiyun's skin, I tried my best to prepare a small gift, hoping to see Ruiyun's face. Before seeing Ruiyun, he secretly worried that she would not take herself as a poor scholar to heart because she had met so many dignitaries. When we met and talked, Ruiyun received him very politely. Two people sat and talked for a long time. They both looked at Hesheng with their eyes. Why did he write a love poem? The content of the poem is: "Why do people who seek clear water have to knock at Lanqiao Pass at dawn? If you really look for the jade pestle of the elixir of life, it is in front of you! " He Sheng was ecstatic after receiving the poem and wanted to say more. Suddenly, the little maid came in and reported, "Someone is coming." He Sheng said goodbye in a hurry. When he got home, He Sheng sang a poem presented by Ruiyun and enjoyed it very much. After a day or two, He Sheng couldn't help preparing a gift to see Ruiyun. Ruiyun received him happily, moved his chair to a place near Hesheng, and whispered to him, "Can you find a way to get together for one night?" He Sheng said, "I am a poor scholar, and the only thing I can give you is infatuation. I made great efforts to prepare the small gift I brought when I came to see you. I am content to talk to you so closely; If it is a close relative of the skin, how dare I dream like this? " Ruiyun was very sad when he heard this. They just looked at each other and didn't say a word. Seeing that Hesheng had been sitting for a long time and still didn't come out, the procuress kept calling Ruiyun to urge Hesheng to leave. Hesheng has to go home. He is always depressed when he gets home. He planned to spend all his money to spend a happy evening, but he was leaving at dawn. How can one bear this separation? Thinking of this, my enthusiasm cooled down, so I didn't go to see Ruiyun again.

Ruiyun has chosen guests for several months, but he hasn't chosen any. The procuress is very angry and wants to force her to receive guests. One day, a scholar came to see Ruiyun with a gift. After a few words, he stood up, put a finger on Ruiyun's forehead and repeatedly said, "What a pity!" Say that finish and left. Ruiyun sent the scholar back. Everyone saw a black fingerprint on her forehead and took water to wash it. The ink is becoming clearer and clearer. After a few days, the ink became bigger and bigger. A year later, the ink spread from her forehead to her nose. Everyone who saw her laughed at her and no guests came to see her again. The procuress asked Ruiyun to change into gorgeous clothes and ornaments, and let her wear coarse cloth to do rough work with the girls. Ruiyun is weak and can't stand fatigue. Every day is haggard. He Sheng came to see her after knowing this, and saw Ruiyun making a fire in the kitchen, unkempt and ugly as a ghost. Ruiyun looked up and saw Hesheng, quickly turned and hid in the wall. He Sheng felt sorry for her, so he told the procuress that he was willing to buy Ruiyun back as his wife. The procuress thought it useless to keep Ruiyun, so she agreed. So Hesheng raised enough money to redeem Ruiyun. At home. Ruiyun grabbed Hesheng's skirts and began to cry. He didn't dare to let Hesheng take away his wife. He just wanted to be a concubine and wait for Hesheng to remarry. He Sheng said: "The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. You spoke highly of me when you were rich. How can I forget you now that you are forced? " Therefore, people who know this matter laugh at it and hold it in confidence, but the more they laugh at it, the deeper their feelings for Ruiyun.

After more than a year, I once went to Suzhou and lived with a scholar named He. He Sheng suddenly asked He Sheng, "What happened to Ruiyun, a famous prostitute in Hangzhou?" He Sheng said, "I am married." Hesheng asked again, "Who did you marry?" He Sheng replied: "Almost the same as me." Hesheng said, "If I can be like you, I can marry the right person. I want to know what the redemption price is? " He Sheng said, "Because Ruiyun has a strange disease, the redemption price is very low. Otherwise, how can a person like me afford a brothel beauty? " Hesheng asked again, "Is that person really like you?" He Sheng thought his question was abnormal and asked him why he was so concerned about Ruiyun. Sheng smiled and said, "To tell you the truth, I have seen Ruiyun once. Unfortunately, her peerless appearance has left her far away in the dust, so I used a little magic to hide her beauty so that she could remain pure and leave it to those who really appreciate her." He Sheng quickly asked, "Can you dot ink and wipe it clean?" Hesheng smiled and said, "Why not? As long as Ruiyun's husband really asks me. " He Sheng quickly stood up, walked over and knelt down to him and said, "Ruiyun's husband is me." He Sheng said happily: "Only truly talented people in the world will be so affectionate and will not change their minds because of external beauty and ugliness. Please let me go back with you, and I will give you a beautiful woman. " So I went back to Hangzhou with Sheng Hesheng.

When he got home, He Shenggang asked Ruiyun to prepare food and wine. He Sheng stopped him and said, "Let me cure Ruiyun first! Let her have a happy mood when making tables and drinks! " So he asked Hesheng to bring a basin of water, and Hesheng put up his finger to write in the water. Then he said, "It's good to wash your face with this water, but you need to invite her out and thank me personally for the person who cured her." He Sheng is very happy to thank him. He came into the room with water and stood by to watch Ruiyun wash his face with water. As soon as he washed his face, he became as beautiful as when he first met He Sheng. The couple thanked Hesheng for his kindness and came out together to thank him, but Hesheng had already left. I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find it. I guess Hesheng may be a fairy, right?