Classmate Xiao Ming’s joke made her laugh hard

1. President: Adding words such as "there", "ha" and "oh" at the end of talking to customers will make your tone softer.

Xiao Ming: Of course you can’t handle your business. What are you thinking!

President: Get out!

Xiao Ming: Free of charge? No way!

President: Get out of here!

Xiao Ming: Want to buy a financial product with a guaranteed interest rate of 10%? You are so funny~

President: Get away as far as you want!

2. Xiao Ming, Xiao Gang and Xiao Liang went out to play together and saw a piece of shit.

Xiao Ming came back and said: I went and smelled it, it might be cow dung.

Xiao Gang came back and said: I went to lick it, it should be cow dung.

Xiao Liang came back and said: Haha~ I am still the smartest.

I went and tasted it, it must be cow shit! Ha ha!

3. Teacher: It takes one minute to steam one bun. How long does it take to steam nine buns?

Xiao Ming: Nine minutes?

Teacher: You are stupid! Do you steam the steamed buns one by one? !

Xiao Ming expressed dissatisfaction: Then let me ask you, if you eat one steamed bun in one minute, what about ten steamed buns?

Teacher: Ten minutes! Do you think I am as stupid as you?

Xiao Ming: Eat ten steamed buns in ten minutes! I'll beat you to death!

Teacher: Get out.

4. The teacher organized the students to watch the football game.

After the end, organize a discussion.

The theme is: how to carry forward the spirit of football in learning.

“If we talk about combined learning,”

Xiao Ming said: “The reason why our test scores are low is because we don’t pass the ball well.

Some people Unconsciously, when someone passed the ball to him, he would not pass it to the next player after copying it."

5. Xiao Ming is already in his junior year and still doesn't have a girlfriend.

Instigated by his buddies in the dormitory, he decided to chase a girl he had admired for a long time.

One day, he saw the girl walking alone on the playground and followed her.

Because he didn’t know how to speak, Xiao Ming felt very anxious.

Seeing the girl walking further and further away, he had no choice but to pick up something from the ground,

caught up and said, "Miss, did you drop this brick?"< /p>