Selection of classic funny quotes and curse words

The world is as big as the one you lack. We are civilized people. If we don’t do things like swearing, let’s crack down on cheating! The following is a collection of classic funny quotes and curses that I carefully compiled for you. I hope you like them.

1 You can say, do you want to eat it? I can give it to you.

2 If the teacher hadn’t told you not to throw garbage anywhere, I would have thrown you away.

3. When taking a photo, dig out your mouth, puff out your cheeks, or make a fist and smear it on the side of your face.

4 You have to be grateful that everything in this world is fake, even contraception. The medicines are all fake, otherwise you wouldn’t have grown so big.

5 Who are you going to hit? Or are you suffering from cerebral thrombosis or hemiplegia?

6 You idiot is like the crops in the South, which are harvested three times a year and never take a rest.

7. When you look back, you scare a row of teaching buildings. When you look back, landslides and ground cracks and water flows backwards. When you look back, Halley's Comet hits the earth. When you look back, Yao Ming plays table tennis instead.

8. Your whole family is not mainstream, you Mom has black socks, your dad has tinfoil hair.

9. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

10 When your mother gave birth to you, she probably lost the body and raised the placenta.

The latest classic funny sayings and curses

1. Go home and take a good look in the mirror. How many green onions do you have on your head? If not, buy a few and stick them in your head. Come on, pretend to be stupid.

2 In one day, we will make our city one of the “Top Ten Sanitary Cities”. How can you make them feel so embarrassed?

3. Your head is full of daddy, so everything you think about is as directionless as a fly.

4. If you spread bad things about me everywhere, please don’t let me know. If you let me know, please don’t deny it. If you finally admit it, please don’t pretend to be awesome.

5 Guys like you can only act like a turd in a TV series, not as good as chewing gum that was spilled by a dog on the roadside.

6 The other party said, Notre Dame de Paris is short of a bell ringer. You can go and answer, why, you resigned from there.

7. Seeing your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when making you.

8 Your IQ is as thin as the oxygen in the Himalayas.

9 Because that is very common, so if the other party says it first

10 Don’t think you are from a famous family, you think your dad is Li Gang.

11 Don’t think that just because you are tanned, you can hide the fact that you are a ***.

12 You said that I had acne during adolescence. Are you envious of me during menopause?

13 When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

14 I am not a straw boat, so don’t blame me for your insults.

15. You still follow the fashion and get a middle part. Could you please take a look at your 38-point haircut?

16. Wear a mask when going out so that the urban management and city officials will not see you. How hard they work,

17 Aren’t you afraid of flies just like the toilet seat? You watermelon Taro, go back to your Japan, don’t be so conspicuous.

18 If I hadn’t forgotten to buy a condom that night, you would have been washed into the sewer.

19 Could you please clearly see what the goods are talking about?

20 After seeing you, I suddenly understood what kind of existence Picasso was.

Collection of classic funny quotes and curse words

1 How much courage have you eaten to dare to talk to me like this.

2. Do you feel resentful when you see citizens like us who are physically and mentally healthy and have no sexually transmitted diseases?

3. Don’t do something wrong and throw all the dirty water on yourself. Damn, I still need to keep it for flushing the toilet.

4 Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value the rare thing.

5. If I throw a bone to a dog, it will wag its tail at me. Who are you?

6. One day you meet someone who is generous and gives you a piece of cake, and you will know what a tremor is.

7 This handsome guy is thoughtful and resourceful, he is handsome and has a hot figure. He really needs to be talented, good-looking and busty!

8 Look at how you dress up every day. I am weak, and when I saw your mother, I immediately understood what it meant to be a young lady’s body and a maid’s fate.

9. Seeing you is like seeing green vegetables that are about to be sold out in the market. They cost a lot of cents.

10 If I hadn’t met you, I would never have understood the true meaning of pretending.

11 These two lips are quite large.

12 You said not to wait until you turn over, but even if you turn over, you will still be a salted fish.

13 If you dare to mess with me, send your name and phone number to MOPPER and let MOPPER spray you to death.

14 Did you come to me when you were short of dog food?

15 You were so arrogant back then, what are you doing now?

16. Wearing this low-cut and that leopard print all day, you look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

17 I want to say that you are a fool, but I always praise you

18 Go back and wash your face, I will give you a pound of perfume to cover up the big scum smell on your body.

19. You are willing to use it as toilet paper for others, but they still think that the soft paper stains your fingers, and the hard paper scratches your ***.

20 When the King of Hell sees you, he will be so frightened that he will cry, howl, and look for your mother while wiping your tears.

21 Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

22. Are you saying that your mother’s mistress is so charming? You only feel happy if your mother hurts you? She’s so coquettish.

23. A good person will always be a good person. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can’t afford it.

24 No matter how much you scold me, I will never be angry. Why should people be angry with something that is worse than a dog?

25. Don’t live there day in and day out. When your family is gone, go find Wangcai next door.

26. Don’t walk around dressed like a comfort woman, grenades will explode when they see you.

27 Don’t talk to me, I have mysophobia.

28 No matter how much you babble, it won’t change your Ben San’s age and appearance.

29. You are a cucumber, so you need to be photographed. Your wife is a screw person and needs to be tightened.

30 I have many photos of your mother on my computer