sarcastic humorous jokes

Sarcastic humorous jokes

1. A: Why do you think foreign wine is black?

Winery Manager : This is not simple. If there is mouse droppings falling in, you will not be able to find it!!

A: Then why is Chinese wine white?

Winery Manager: This is more It’s simple, if mouse droppings fall in, we’ll just say it’s wine dregs!

2. In the parrot speaking competition held, the parrot that won the first place called cocoa. He walked out of the cage, looked around, and shouted: Why are there so many parrots here?

3. My car tire was punctured again. You are engaged in road construction projects, why are our roads so bad?

? Yes, when it comes to roads, there are big problems. Once, a foreign expert came to us on a motorcycle. He was very surprised when he saw our roads and said, "The motorcycles you produce are so good, but the roads are so bad. What's going on?" One of our superiors said: "The problem is very simple: motorcycles can be exported. But roads can't!?

4. A landowner was about to die. He added these words in his will: The two missing bulls can be dealt with like this: If they are found, they will be mine. son, if they are not found, they shall be my steward. ?

5. All hospitals must save money everywhere. Once, the mirror above the washbasin in the nurse's room was broken and I requested to replace it. The hospital rejected the request for financial reasons and refused to approve it.

Later, when requesting for the distribution of equipment, a nurse filled out "a human body reflector" on the form, and it was quickly approved. ;