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Who has the lyrics of five women's birthdays in Huangmei Opera?
Mrs. Yang: Don't say that you don't have boys under your knee, but all the flowers are in pairs!
Yang Jikang: The situation in Yan Song is very bad, so pay attention to the official turmoil!
Mrs. Yang: Sir, go back to China early and enjoy your old age!
Yu Ziyun: I am so happy to receive the imperial edict. Your 60th birthday is extraordinary, old man! Hold Jin Ruyi in your hand and wish you a happy birthday!
Eldest daughter: The letter says that Dad has plans to retire to his hometown. My husband and wife discussed it, and the eldest son-in-law is willing to take the second father to Weiyang!
Mrs. Yang: All four daughters are filial, which makes me laugh!
Yang Jikang: There are five flowers in front of the hall, but unfortunately there will be one less today!
Zou Yinglong: Although a gentleman is poor, he is conceited!
Yang Sanchun: Although the government tried its best, Sanchun was grateful and beaming!
Zou Yinglong: I don't think my father has an innocent history, so my father-in-law will keep his promise and deserve a daughter! Madam, her needle and thread help me make progress. I used to read poetry under the cold window lamp! Sigh Last year, I went to Sun Shan for an audition, which failed my patriotism! This is the lady's first birthday, so I come to pay tribute to the government!
Yang Sanchun: Daughter, I miss my father's birthday. I have been flying needles day and night! Song Qing Bai que Hong Mei Dance, Shouyi Shou Xie Xiao Mu! There is a saying that thousands of miles are willing to send goose feathers, and the ceremony is light and affectionate. It's a pity that a thief in Lu Yu was ruthless and took away the shroud, shoes and silver birthday present. He was penniless and unable to move! There is a saying that people are affectionate, my parents, may their parents live a long life and forgive each other!
Together: weeping willows, green screens in the red building, live in the house with your husband! Stay in a shallow house with a poor husband and a young lady to accompany you!
Cui Yun: I hate that the world is unfair. Only clothes are important, people are important! These days, your husband ate all the reunion wine and left out all the virtuous and poor husbands! How hard-working uncle is, and how hard-working Miss San is! The son-in-law is also treated differently, but I, Cui Yun, have to take care of this neglected filial piety, a poor husband!
Yang Sanchun: Flowers and trees have different roots in the same garden. I am not the same mother as that sister! I think my biological father was killed by Yan Song, who saved my orphan daughter and accepted me as a cotton bollworm! How grateful I am to my parents, and I will never forget to raise them all my life! It's my fault for being unfilial to my parents with empty hands! It doesn't matter to eat coarse grains in a low room. Listen to his humble room and study hard! The quarrel was originally to laugh at you, which made Cui Yun want to cry!
Zou Yinglong: Dear, adults don't care about villains. Lotus comes out from different levels! Scold me for not being angry, and praise me for being unhappy. Swallows also know the ambition of the red magpie, so why bother to argue with the maids!
Yang Shuangtao: Beating a dog depends on the owner's face. Who dares bully me? Little Xia Lian, the maids in Dingfu House are neither supercilious nor supercilious. Officials and gentry will laugh when they see them! Look at you, penniless and putting on airs in front of others!
Second son-in-law: I'm famous in Yangzhou, and the maid is more precious than the fairy! Who dares to take it lightly and tie it with a rope and whip it! I am still very polite to you today. I think you husband and wife are worthless!
Together: there is little charcoal in the snow, and the icing on the cake is particularly charming. Several days ago, it was quite lively, and I was happy around my knees!
Mrs. Yang: Daughters are filial, virtuous husbands are brothers, but bitches are ignorant and harmonious. What a nuisance!
Zou Yinglong; She didn't sleep a wink for several nights in March, so she made birthday shoes to show her heart! Filial piety is precious,
Yang Sanchun: I should repay my parents!
Mrs. Yang: I thought you would come home all the way, but I didn't expect you to make trouble in the yamen and offend your distinguished guests. Today, I want you to pay for the gift in person!
Yang Sanchun: Second sister, what happened to her bullying the master? It is wrong to hurt people by exporting. Cui Yun can testify to this, I hope my mother knows more about it!
Yang Shuangtao: Obviously, you think your mother is wrong about her. Your mother is eccentric and confused.
Zou Yinglong: My husband and wife came to the mansion for their birthdays, not to climb expensive, nor to make money, but to nurture kindness and celebrate birthdays from a distance! Since the mother doesn't love her son, I have a request for your respect! Just wait to see your father-in-law, thank you for your kindness, and walk away!
Mrs. Yang: If you want to leave, leave quickly, and make a clean break from now on!
Cui Yun: I can't bear the tears when I say goodbye to my young lady. This is just the root of my talkative trouble! You shouldn't offend snobbish women, it will bring trouble to the bullied girl uncle! Madam won't listen to my true feelings and have the heart to kick you out of the house! Miss Wang, don't think that your maid's clothes are old. I saved twelve taels of silver! It's hard to say goodbye, just to express my love for Choe Yun and all my heart!
Yang Jikang: When I got home, I was scared. Disaster strikes, how should I spend it? Yang Jisheng and Yan Song played in the dynasty, but a moth put out the fire! Old Yan Song expressed his loyalty with tears, which made the Lord angry! Call Jisheng a liar and put him in jail at once! I'm afraid the Guanhai storm will inevitably be dangerous, even Yang's relatives will suffer!
Mrs. Yang: It's bad luck to hear this news, so why not make people's souls disappear? The other party and the government are in harmony, empty! What's the use of a daughter being unfilial? When disaster comes, it will be different!
Yang Jikang: What's the use of crying? It is better to come out as soon as possible! Let's find three women to discuss, and Zou Yinglong, who is full of knowledge!
Together: The living rooms of Yangzhou Mansion, Tang Meihua and Erxiaojie are more magnificent! She hates delicacies, but throws silks and satins aside!
Second son-in-law: I went to see my brother-in-law Yu Ziyun today because I didn't know about Beijing! If my father-in-law convicts us, I'm afraid it will implicate us! Go to Shangshufu and ask, but brother in law asks for an official to leave home! My family said that the guest from Beijing today turned out to be my father-in-law in Yangzhou! I went to the back door to discuss it carefully, and the elder sister accompanied my father-in-law! Sit firmly in the class and wear new clothes outside! I stood outside the door and thought about it. I dare not worship your father easily! It's a big deal to blame Qin, so I'd better go back and tell my wife!
Yang Shuangtao: I think you are like a bag of grass embroidered on a pillow, as stupid as a wooden head. If your parents are really guilty, how do you put on your new skirt? I'm sure the emperor didn't plead guilty, retired to his hometown and made him a good minister! I dare to boast about the wealth of my mother's family. There are two thousand gold and silver in my savings! My sister didn't come to tell me that my parents wanted to keep it for themselves! If you don't visit your parents-in-law, you are an unfilial and unjust person!
Yu Ziyun: Mr. Chen, who is patrolling the south of the Yangtze River, is here. He is Yan Guoxiang's confidant and went to Nanjing! Worship him like a godson, and take care of your official position!
Second son-in-law: Sure enough, my life is good, and my boat is caught in the wind! Fu Xiao, a factory, only asks him to call me one or two adopted sons. Officials are not afraid of many sacrifices and are willing to spend money to buy ancestors!
Yang Shuangtao: Dad, Mom, when I saw my parents throwing tears at each other, I was anxious for my daughter Yang Shuangtao for several days! Shoutang heard the news that day, and she regretted running back after listening to her son-in-law! Please come to my home for the aged, and my children will accompany you to the West Lake! In order to be filial, my daughter often kneels and is often anxious!
Mrs. Yang: It's a pity that I have no children to rely on. Fortunately, I have a filial daughter, Yang Shuangtao!
Yang Jikang: If you cry for your father, it's hard to say it. Hate Yan Song for killing your uncle Yang Jisheng, and pity him for cutting at the noon gate! Although I am desperate to avoid death, I will demote the people and return to the country! Everything at home has been copied, and only I am allowed to wear rags! Went to Yangzhou, nothing, the old people experienced the wind, frost and cold!
Mrs. Yang: We just arrived at Shangshufu today, and your sister put on new clothes for us. You come to satisfy filial piety, and you will not be lonely when you are old!
Yang Shuangtao: My hands are shaking with anger. I regret asking for trouble. With five sisters, how can I bear this burden by myself? !
Yang Jikang: You are kind enough to take me to your home. You made a fortune for money. You kicked me out as soon as you heard there was no money, so we wouldn't be afraid of kitchen jokes? !
Eldest daughter: My second sister, go and make amends to your parents. Don't be smart enough to do things badly for a while!
Yang Shuangtao: I advise you not to be sarcastic. If you are a filial daughter, take your parents home!
Mrs. Yang: Get down on your knees with your father, or I'll sue you for unfilial!
Second son-in-law: If you come to my house to extort money, you should report it to the government. Don't forget that you are a criminal, I will arrest you as soon as I post it!
Eldest daughter: Tears filled her painful cheeks. Please have mercy and take my parents home. Who is not an orphan, how can you leave your parents alone! The official promised me filial piety, and I will remember my heart with great kindness and compassion! I depend on you for thousands of things, and I can't lift my head if I am beaten or scolded. If you don't allow me to do this, I won't kneel down and die as a wife!
Yang Jikang: I looked down and thought with tears in my eyes. It seems that we can only go to Qianjiang! Chen's parents-in-law are my best friends in the same year, four women and five women with mandarin ducks! He is the son and grandson of the Prime Minister, and he will certainly take in my parents!
Mrs. Yang: You can't go without money. It's already cold in autumn!
Yang Jikang: I'm afraid to freeze to death and starve to death in a foreign land, with tears and resentment!
Chen Songnian: Minister, I retired from Hangxian. Today, I just got back to the door. I want to know what crime I have committed. I hope adults can meet my old minister!
Zen Baqing: I was entrusted with a heavy responsibility to leave Beijing. He told me to settle my differences and find the right person! Whether you are in opposition or not, people who don't respect you will be severely punished!
Chen Songnian: In the Song Dynasty, I lived in seclusion and didn't ask about politics. I really don't know where I come from!
Fourth son-in-law: It was stormy last night, and my family asked the guests to vote! Boy, I came to the gate, but my parents-in-law went to Hangzhou!
Yan Qing: Is your brother-in-law an accomplice? It will not come to a good end to arrest that guilty officer!
Mrs. Chen: If you don't think about what you said, how can you scold those unlucky in-laws? At the beginning, you were classmates and served as officials for 20 years! Come and see often, both children deserve to get married! Up to now, my in-laws are in trouble, and I have come all the way to find you! Put my in-laws in charge. Why blame the children? I advise you to think about it, don't cheat the poor and love the rich!
Chen Songnian: I was very angry when I was sitting in the classroom. How can I say that I cheat the poor and love the rich and snobs? Do you know that visitor was serious just now? He is Yan Song's confidante. When I was a child, I left Beijing to patrol and look for enemies everywhere! After Kang Qinweng arrived yesterday, he heard more clearly than I did! If I stay here and become the guilty party, I will definitely set myself on fire. He told me to get rid of the guests today, or disaster would come!
Fourth daughter: I don't feel a quiver after listening to it.
Fifth daughter: sad and uneasy,
Fourth son-in-law: I beg my father to leave my parents in the house.
Fifth son-in-law: don't let the old man go on the road!
Fourth Daughter: The cool autumn has passed, and winter is near, so no one can be found.
Fifth daughter: If you suffer from the wind and frost again, I'm afraid your parents will not live!
Chen Songnian: Either you are cruel to your father, or staying here is a curse! Today, if I let go, I will kill Yan Song!
Yang Jikang: I hate that my bones are not strong. Now I can't bear to hurt my heart! How do I bow my head and plead guilty? How can we follow the trend and strive for strength? Let me stay in the house again. I don't want to, everyone has his own ideas, he is not strong! May your family live in peace and longevity! I feel sad when I face my children. Even if there are a thousand words, I won't say a word. Where you go is heartless!
It snowed outside Nanjing, and the wind invaded. Begging along the street to serve parents, adversity * * * sees real gold!
Cui Yun: It's so sad to be in a foreign land. The cold wind blows me! The snow and ice ruler accumulated on the eaves hang down, and my thin clothes are cold! Begging in the streets with shame, white-haired parents are hungry and cold! Human feelings are as thin as paper, tears don't cry in front of people! If you don't know each other for thousands of miles, where can you live alone? The master and his wife are heartbroken, and Cui Yunning will never part! Where can I find Miss San? Suddenly I saw the sky spinning!
Yang Sanchun: Heavy snow is falling, and the north wind is cold! Lang Jun (brother) tried, but there was no news! Sanchun (sister-in-law) is lonely and worried! Freezing off cooking stove smoke in cold weather, changing clothes for food to solve the crisis.
Zou Shilong: I received two pieces of silver for teaching and gave it to my sister-in-law to buy fodder.
Yang Sanchun: Lang Jun (brother), when will Wan Li return to Guanshan? When shall we get together again when the moon is missing?
Yang Jikang: Walking along the river with tears in my eyes, I'm so worried that I won't see Cui Yun! It's a pity that you have so many children, and none of them are always with you! Up to now, Cui Yun is away, and I have been heartbroken and lonely for two years! I wanted to look outside Nanjing, but I went home in March!
Mrs. Yang: Sanchun bitch is the most unfilial, wishful thinking in vain!
Yang Jikang: Why do you get old and miserable? Can we say that good people have no way out? It's better to both jump into the river and commit suicide. I'm angry with you, my wife!
Yang Sanchun: I was in tears when I saw my parents kneeling down! I hope to forgive my son's unfilial, but I don't know if my parents are suffering!
Zou Shilong: Girl, please have some hot soup to warm your stomach. This is Zoujiazhuang outside Nanjing. Brother went to Beijing to try, and I sent money and vegetables to my sister-in-law. On the way, I saw you faint on the ground, and the snow and ice aggravated the madness of the north wind. I can't consider the difference between men and women without someone else to save you! My sister-in-law lives here, and you are as good as her company. I don't know why you are in trouble, but would you like to talk to me?
Cui Yun: Thank you for peeping in the dark. To the scholar and Master Lang!
Zou Shilong: Who suffered from that girl and left her hometown with resentment?
Cui Yun: Cui Yun doesn't hate himself, but harms loyalty for traitors. After the master demoted the people, relatives and friends denied desolation! The four daughters refused to adopt and lived in a foreign land. I am a Meidochan begging to serve two old people, braving the cold wind and starving! Unconscious will pay the price of life!
Zou Shilong: A respectable girl knows justice. Please tell me your master's name quickly.
Cui Yun: My grandfather is very famous. He is Yang Jikang, Senior Minister of Housing.
Yang Sanchun: Holding Choe Yun's hand, I thank you for your clear conscience. Thank you for your company, parents, you are a little closer than your own!
Yang Jikang: People are more caring than others, and Cui Yun is closer than my daughter!
Mrs. Yang: Shamed and regretful, holding hands with Cui Yun and Sanchun. Only you two are really filial, why don't you make people cry!
Back in the past, Zhang's heart was tumbling, but his face did not change. Who knows that my gold medal list is already ahead, and I was ordered to inspect the Imperial City. Asking about people's feelings in detail all the way, pretending to be Nanjing people. If you can't get into Jinling House, my wife will go back to the gate first.
Yang Sanchun: Facing the laughter of Lang Jun, the blue shirt is still a scholar. For several months, Qiu Wei has been working hard and looking forward to your coming home every day. It doesn't matter if you're not famous. Couples stay together for life.
Zou Yinglong: Madam, don't look down on people. I don't expect to be promoted to the highest position.
Yang Sanchun: Why didn't the blue shirt run away?
Zou Yinglong: If the entrance examination is not easy, the exclusive power of Yan Song lies in the imperial court. Who wants to be Yan Song's apprentice after the gold medal? Improper protege has no official to do, so he takes refuge in Yan Song and gets promoted.
Yang Sanchun: When officials tell their inner feelings, their wives will naturally understand. I don't want to be a pupil of Yan Song, because I have a hard word. Offending the old thief repels you, so you won't be an official when you come back!
Zou Yinglong: The lady's speech was a bit bad. Without an official, it is difficult to succeed. It's not difficult to be a champion. Both the champion and his brother are proud of jade. I took out the golden seal from my sleeve here. This time I toured seven provinces and pressed the door to go home!
Yang Sanchun: I took the golden seal in both hands and smiled. The official people really put Qingyun on the map, thank God and Huang En!
Zou Yinglong: If I had known that my father-in-law was killed by Yan Song, it would have been even sadder to be beheaded after Uncle Sheng's loyalty! I have set a goal of eliminating rape for ten years, and I will never let a piece of Chanxin turn to dust! I asked for leave to visit Yan Song. I'm in the lion's den and I have my own arrangements. I used to hit Yan Song, and he took me as a confidant and volunteered to get it! And I will tour seven provinces and visit traitors out of Beijing! This is clear evidence of a heinous crime. We should kick the old thief off the stage. I dare to play for a long time, and I will be remembered as a traitor in the history of the country.
Together: ups and downs for three years, and spring after the severe winter. Xue traitor fell, and the peony in Shoutang made him happy!
Eldest Daughter: The resourceful Zou Yinglong defeated the heinous thief Yan Song. My brother-in-law, the minister of punishments, wrote a book, and my old father returned the property to Sheng Enlong. Today, my mother celebrated her 60th birthday, and Meng Sanmei took me to Beijing. Enemy, he colluded with traitors and confessed. I want to break up with him!
Yu Ziyun: I think it is hypocritical for a thief to be a father, and it is timely to seek good fortune and avoid evil. Nanjing magistrate asked me, I said it was the assistant minister's eldest son-in-law! The magistrate heard that I was released, so he came to celebrate my mother-in-law's birthday.
Zou Yinglong: The anti-traitor party is willing to protect the country, and law enforcement makes the whole dynasty take off. It's really strange to see my parents bow down when I get home, and it's really strange to cry in Shoutang!
Eldest daughter: My heart is broken and my blood is boiling because I didn't speak. I want to sue the cruel Yu Ziyun! He recognized the thief as his father and formed a traitor, framing the good minister for killing the people! He stripped my parents naked and pitied my parents for wandering the streets and suffering! He was cruel to me, hitting me with a stick and whipping me all over! We are not husband and wife, but enemies. Please save my daughter from the fire! Punish this unfaithful, unfilial, heartless, unjust, and evil person!
Yang Shuangtao: At that time, the cheap maid was too wild, satirizing Ying Long's brother-in-law! She said she wanted to win the first prize, and she was willing to gouge out her eyes. I'm going to take it out on Third Sister and make her as blind as a bat!
Mrs. Yang: Seeing a bitch angry, how dare you come here for a birthday party? The crow kneels to feed the sheep, and you are worse than an animal! At the beginning, you refused to adopt your parents. Today, you still have an immortal hall on your face?
Yang Sanchun: Advise parents to put down the fire and hold their breath. Don't remember the hatred and hatred of the younger generation. Happy birthday to you today! Children are unfilial and should be cultivated. I hope her prodigal son is as expensive as gold! Second sister, water lotus also has roots. How can you have the heart to kick your biological parents out of the house? I don't think about my father's suffering from Yan Song, and I don't think about my mother's kindness when she was pregnant in October. Your parents are rich and you fight for it. If you are killed, you will become a stranger! Lambs suck milk and bow down to their mothers, while crows feed back. Second sister, you have been asking yourself, what is the significance of your reasoning?
Zou Shilong: to be no.1 Jinshi, the bridal chamber is in pairs!
Cui Yun: Thank your parents for recognizing your adopted daughter. Today you both attend Shoutang!
Together: You can only know the health of pine and cypress when it is cold, but it is difficult to be complete when it is in trouble. Huatang meets family happiness, and flowers meet sunny days!
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