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Fill in appropriate poems, famous sayings or two-part allegorical sayings.
Boil the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.
Crazy girl telling jokes-laugh and laugh.
Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.
The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.
A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-lascivious 0
The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.
Ask your sister-in-law for company-it's not easy to be careful.
The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.
The mouse fell into the water tank-Fashion (Wet Hair) 2
Han Xiangzi plays the flute-Extraordinary 5
Yellow mud fell into the crotch-not something (shit) but something (shit) 6
The yellow dog's head came out of the corner-scratching his head (sheep) 5
Weasel foraging-Play it by ear (chicken) 5
Weasel hair-can't fart.
The mouse is biting the ball-the guest is angry.
The monk temple faces the nun-you don't have to do anything.
Monk's wooden fish-from ear to ear 1
Gnashing one's teeth-shameless (toothless) 2
Drinking rice soup-shameless (obscene) 0
Look in the mirror with your mouth open-make a fool of yourself.
Two sisters compete for money -Biff (rich) 0
Beggars are addicted to cigarettes-hate (smoking) 0
Beggars dance yangko-poor and happy.
The dumpling skin is too thin-it is inevitable to expose the stuffing.
Beijing opera moves-rub it slowly.
Candle of fire-soft and not drooping 1
Say the horse is swollen when you see a camel-it's rare and strange.
Back pain, chest patch-regardless of future trouble.
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