Love to laugh at infernal affairs scripts in the conference room

I took my classmate's name when I took a taxi. Repair the building yourself. It just came out. I'm exhausted.

Scene 1 (background music 1):

Peng Bohan: Student 1667 reports to the chief.

Sir Lee: Why do you want to be a policeman?

Peng Bohan: To protect people's property and safety.

Sir Li: What protective measures should I take?

Pumbaa: Well, sir, you can tell me.

Sir Li: I want you to be undercover, but it's dangerous. No one knows your true identity except me. Will you go?

Pumbaa: Do I have a choice, sir?

Sir Lee: That's an order.

Pumbaa: I'll go.

Scene 2:

(background music 2, the boss takes his younger brother to pretend to be on the stage)

Boss (little brother touches sir Li): sir Li, do you know why I sent some brothers to arrest you?

Boss (boss stops little brother from moving): Be honest, sir Li. I give you face in place, but you don't give me face at all, so I have no choice but to kill you today.

Peng Bohan (first voice): Big Brother.

Boss: Who is it?

(Undercover, background music 2)

Boss: Bohan

Peng Bohan: Big Brother.

Boss: Just in time. How is the protection fee collected there?

Pumbaa: No problem.

Boss: Well done, just in time. Look, there is a policeman here. This opportunity is left to you, kill him and make great contributions to us.

Little Brother No.1 (Little Brother No.1 walks past sir Li and pats the undercover on the shoulder): Why do you hesitate to start with a gun?

Peng Bohan: Big Brother is serious? !

Boss: What do you think? (Give the gun to the undercover) Let's go.

Second Brother (from sir Li): It's up to you, Bonham.

Peng Bohan (hesitating): Brother, I didn't kill anyone.

Boss: I knew you didn't kill him. Just practice once. Go ahead.

(Undercover aiming at Sir Lee, background music 1, playing recording, undercover struggling)

Boss: Hey, Bonham.

Peng Bohan (during the resurrection)?

Boss (Northeast accent): What are you doing? What were you doing when I told you to shoot? (My brother starts patting the boss on the shoulder) Come and pat him.

Pumbaa: I was distracted. ...

Two younger brothers: Boss, Boss, Taiwan Province accent.

Boss: If you forget in a hurry, do it quickly! Do it!

Pumbaa: I'll do it. Do I have to go?

Boss: Hold on tight.

Pumbaa: OK, OK, OK.

Boss: Open it.

(Undercover points a gun at sir Li, who is anxious. The background music is 1)

Sir Li: I said!

Pumbaa: Big Brother, he said! (Little brother, cheers, yeah! The boss got up and went to find Mr. Li)

Little brother 1: I finally told you (the boss walks up to Bohan)

Brother 2: I believe you know something (the boss grabs Bohan's clothes)

Boss: (Northeast accent) Say what! What did I ask him? What did I ask him? I told you to kill him. I didn't ask anything!

Pumbaa: Dude, I thought you were ...

Boss: I didn't ask anything. Do it!

Peng Bohan: OK {Little brother: Taiwan Province accent}

Boss: You are very agile.

Peng Bohan (embarrassed smile): I am so nervous.

Boss: Hurry up.

Pumbaa: OK, OK, OK.

(gun raised, background music 1) (undercover mobile phone rings, gun is put underground, watch mobile phone)

Peng Bohan: My wife's eldest brother (the boss is impatient) Wait a minute {the boss: hurry up} Hello? Baby, what's wrong? My eldest brother and I are working outside (my second brother points a gun at sir Li). I'm busy outside (I turned around and found No.2 {Little Brother 1: Shooting}, went up to No.2 and grabbed No.2' s gun). Well, no girl, no girl. I'm working (grabbing a gun, number two is dumbfounded, and the boss calls number two back). No girls, ah. No, I told you, I'm working. No, I'm working. what are you going to do？ (angry) What are you going to do? (Little Brother No.1 comes to grab the mobile phone), ah! {1No.: Forget it} {No.2: Come on (running over)} I'll explain it to you, can't I explain it clearly? What are you doing? (The two younger brothers grabbed the mobile phone first, and the second comforted Bohan) {the second: forget it}

(Bohan wants to go out, stop him on the 2nd, 1 picks up the phone) Boss: Give me the phone.

(No.2 appeases Bohan) No.2: Calm down, calm down.

Boss: Hey, Nana, what's the matter? Oh, Bohan is my colleague. You still don't trust. Oh, no girl, no girl, really no girl. Let me guess. I don't know (the boss is going to talk to Nana, and 1 pats the boss on the shoulder and points to Bohan). I gave the phone to Bohan. I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm obedient, okay.

(No.1 answers the phone and intends to talk to Nana) No.1: Hello Nana.

Boss: For Bohan!

(1 gave Bohan his mobile phone) 1: Forget it.

Pumbaa: Hey, what's the matter? I'll go home and explain it to you now (run out the door and chase number one and number two, while sir Li watches where Bohan goes)

Boss: What are you looking at? I’ll be right back.

(Bohan's brother comes back with him) Bohan: OK, let's do this first (put away the phone).

Boss: Bohan, I'm not talking about your big brother. I told you not to work with emotion, okay {Bohan: OK} Well, shoot him.

Brother No.2: Come on Bohan.

(Gun pointed at sir Li, background music 2) sir Li: Shoot.

Pumbaa: I'll tell you.

Number two said to the boss: Bohan needs encouragement.

Number one: What are you doing, Bohan?

Boss said to No.2: Give him some encouragement.

(No.2 hugs Bohan) Peng Bohan: Thank you. Thank you.

(Bohan hugs) Bohan: Thank you, Yu Ting (slaps).

(Yu Ting stops, walks over and hugs Bo Han, slaps him, slaps him, and looks at the boss.)

The boss shouted at the court: Look! (Slap) Stop! Do it quickly!

(Gun pointed at Sir Lee, background music 3)

(Mr. Bohan lets go, and the boss is shocked) Boss: Eh, Eh, Eh, Bohan.

Pumbaa: I think you are a man. (Give the gun to sir Li) You commit suicide (sir Li holds a pistol).

Boss stands up: Bohan, what are you doing?

Yu Ting: Don't be afraid, big brother. Sit down.

Boss: It's none of your business! (Boss raises his hand and sits down) Bohan, it seems that we are just a gun (Brother raises his hand).

Pumbaa: Brother, I believe he is a man. You trust me.

Boss: Is that all right?

Pumbaa: Yes, put it down.

Boss: sir Li, will you commit suicide?

Sir Lee: What can I do? There are four people here, and I only have six bullets.

The boss remembered: it's a man, I believe you. (gets up) Bern, let's go.

Pumbaa: Let's go.

Boss: Let's go, Bonham. Don't do such a dangerous thing next time.

Pumbaa: OK.

Boss: Let's go.

Sir Li: Fortunately, the boy who chose Bohan is really smart! (Game over)