What's so funny? You know that. joke

A man ventured alone in the forest and suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals.

So he shouted to the sky, "I'm dead, God help me!" " "

I saw a voice falling from the sky at the first light: "Not necessarily, then you pick up a big stone on the ground and smash the leader to death."

So he picked up the biggest stone on the ground and threw it at the chief, just killing him.

All the people stayed for a while, then glared at each other. At this moment, another voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead."

Xiaohua, did you use my pencil?

Xiaohua: No, I'm useless.

Bug: Are you really useless?

Xiaohua: I'm so useless!

Bug: Alas, you are the17th person to admit that you are useless. Xiaoying borrowed a pen from Xiaoming, but Xiaoming didn't.

Xiaoying: I will die if I borrow it. ...

So Xiaoming lent his pen to Xiaoying. ...

After a while, Xiao Ming died. ...