Spanish joke translation

Un grupo de hombres está en el gimnasio y suena un movil.

A group of people were exercising in the fitness room, and a mobile phone rang.

Uno de ellos contesta:

One of the people answered the phone Si?

Hello?

Cielo, ?eres tú Se oye fatal! ?Estás en el gimnasio ?

Dear, is that you? The signal is really bad, are you in the gym? Si!

Yes

Estoy delante de una peletería viendo un abrigo de visón precioso. ?Puedo comprármelo?

I saw a very beautiful coat outside the fur shop, can I buy it? Y cuánto cuesta?

How much Money?

5000 euros.

5000 euros

Vale, también bolso, tesoro.

OK, you You can also buy a matching handbag, baby

Bueno, it’s the same as before. Oh, and when I passed the dealership just now, I suddenly thought it was time to change my car, so I walked in and asked. Do you know? They have one BMW for sale at a reduced price, or is it the last one?

How much does it cost?

Solo 60000 euros, es precioso !

It’s only 60,000 euros and it’s really beautiful!

Buueno, cómpralo, pero que te lo den con todos los accesorios.

Okay, then You just buy it, but remember to remind them to give you all the accessories.

La mujer, viendo que hoy todos sus pedidos colaban, decidio arriesgarse:

That woman, meet her My husband was so easy to discuss today that he decided to take a gamble:

Cari?o, ? My dear, do you remember when I told you that my mother wanted to come and live with us? I would like to invite her to live with us for a month and see how it goes. Let’s discuss it later?

Mmm.bueno,est

á bien, Pero no me pidas nada más,?eh?

Uh, okay, but don’t ask me for anything else, okay?

Sí, sí, está bien, ?Ay cuánto te quiero mi amor!

Yes, yes, okay, hey, my dear, I really love you!

Yo también te quiero. Un besito y te dejo . Chao.

I love you too, a kiss and I’m done. Goodbye.

Al colgar el teléfono, el hombre se gira al grupo y pregunta: Alguien sabe de quién es este móvil?

After hanging up the phone, the man turned around and asked the group of people around him: "Whose phone is this?"