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Ask five and a half funny sentences! Six people in the dormitory are used for Christmas performances! thank you

Rabbit said: I am a rabbit! The pig said: I am a pig bastard! The chicken said, I am a son of a bitch! The dog said: you talk, I'll go first!

Lang Ke said: People call me a ronin, which is good! The samurai said: it's nice to be called a samurai! The expert said: It's nice to be called an expert! The swordsman said: you talk, I'll go first!

Peking University said: I am from Peking University! Tianjin University said: I am old! Shanghai University said: I went to college! Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first!

General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man! General fu said to him: I am just! General Zuo Quan said: I have this right! General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!

The students of normal college said: I am from normal college! The students of the Railway Institute said: I am from the Railway Institute! The students in vocational colleges said: I am from vocational colleges! The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first!