It's the season to cut rice in the countryside. Are there any jokes about rice?

Yang Cheng, an old farmer, introduced that his rice is green food and does not need pesticides to kill insects.

Someone asked him how to kill insects.

He said: "I have a biological power to kill insects, and the insects in the field are sent to kill them;" Insects in the water, send frogs to kill; Insects flying in the sky sent spiders to cast nets to clean up. "

The man praised the old farmer: "You have a navy, an army and an air force!" " "

During the Spring Festival, soybeans and rice got married and went into the warehouse. Paddy said, "I have taken off my clothes. Look how strong my body is. Take off your clothes and go to bed. " Soybean said, "if I take off my clothes, you can see my gap." If you see the needle sticking out, I'll explode in two. " Rice said, "I just want to change you from beans to tofu." Soybean said, "We will make raw rice tofu."